Matt and Chris Winter (Class of 2012 and 2009)
Dad,
'In loco parentis' has the potential to feel a bit close to the bone when you're a staff kid. However, as reflected by many of the messages that you've received following news of your retirement, we wouldn't have had it any other way. We both look back with great fondness on our schooldays at CHS, and will always be grateful that we were able to share so many of them with you.
It has given us real pride to read the tributes this week, and we recognise much of what has been said. You've always been incredibly earnest in your passions; be that for German, literature or sport. It's also clear that you've earned widespread respect from staff and pupils alike, not least because of the easy and open manner in which you have worn positions of authority.
All that being said, we also felt it necessary to inject some much needed balance here. We enjoyed a unique perspective on your time at CHS. And as school is all about learning, here are a few lessons that we hope you have learnt along the way:
Metaphors should be used sparingly in assemblies. Your ham-fisted attempt to describe the sixth-form as being the top of the pyramid, and the triangular gesticulation that accompanied it, was hard to watch.
Nevertheless, 26 years at Cheadle is a decent innings, and we hope that you feel proud of the huge impact you've had on so many people along the way, including your sons. Here's to a long and happy retirement - you've earned it!
Lots of love,
Chris and Matt
P.S Mum is looking forward to having more help round the house. As your favourite author once said, and you’ve never been shy of telling us, 'procrastination is the thief of time'. So you best get cleaning…