Audition sides
You may be asked to do a cold reads immediately after your song. You are not expected to have all of these memorized- a script will be provided. This is for character voices- be sure to make strong choices and be able to maintain it.
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Shrek: Once upon a time, there was a little ogre named Shrek, who lived with his parents in a bog by a tree. It was a pretty nasty place but he was happy because ogres like nasty. On his 7th birthday, the little ogre’s parents sat him down to talk jas as all ogre parents had for hundreds of years before. Ahh, I know its sad, very sad, but ogres are used to that-the hardships, the indignities, the endless stream of misery.
Fiona: Oh hello! Sorry, I’m late! Welcome to Fiona: The Musical! Yay, let’s talk about me.
Once upon a time, there was a little princess named Fiona, who lived ina kingdom Far Far Away. One fateful day, her parents told her that it was time for her to be locked away in a desolate tower, guarded by a fire breathing dragon --as so many princesses had for hundreds of years before.
Donkey:AHHHHHH! Wait where are you going Mary Poppins? I’m okay. You just stay where you are. I’ll be alreight. That’s a lesson right there. Donkeys should not be climbing trees. But I had to do something to shake those goons. Guess it worked because- Uh-oh Help a donkey out wouldja?
Farquaad: 494, 495,496 Princess Fiona? I am Lord Farquaad. What do you think? No, your right too formal. 600! Hi Farquaad, but you can call me Maximus, as I’ve no doubt you will. Woof too much. But soft, what light through yonder window breaks? It is Fiona and Farquaad is the sun.
Gingy: Ohhhh gosh. Uh-oh what's happening now? Ooo this is scary. Ohhhh geez. Ohh no. oh-no-oh-no-ohn ohhhh it's you.
Do you know the Muffin Man? Well, I heard it from the Muffin Man. Can I go now? No! Not the buttons! Not my gumdrop buttons!
Pinocchio: Now wait a minute! Maybe that ogre wasn’t the answer, but something better will come along, and we have to wait for it because that’s what fairytale creatures do. We wait for miracles. We wish upon stars! Why my cricket always told me…
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