.13.

It started like any normal day, and everything seemed perfectly normal. I woke up in my room, went about my day as usual.

Then I realized: I forgot to feed the lions.

I grabbed their food from the fridge, but when I went to their den, I was immediately surrounded by silverback gorillas, and they were all singing Drake.

That was when I knew something was wrong. Gorillas simply don’t have the vocal range to hit those notes.

I then thought back to my earliest memory: bears riding unicycles. I looked in the mirror and saw I was on a unicycle myself, and was able to ride it with ease.

“I love you to death,” sang the gorillas, improbably. “But I told you the truth: I can't just be with you and only you.”