Necky Neckbeard with dyed American flag on top - $765 - this look was shown in both RSJ and APUSH when discussing Henry David Thoreau - one of the originators of the neckbeard. Thoreau thought it could help prevent throat colds. I'm not sure what Necky Neckbeard thinks his neck hair is doing. I will proudly wear this and watch LJ Dixon melt. It should be noted that the image doesn't show an American flag on top.
Devil Horns and Beard - $410- blue beard, shaved head except for two blue hair horns. I'm thinking it will look like that except blue.
Head shaved in the shape of a helicopter landing pad, painted red, preferably with flashing LED lights and attached reflectors - $10 - I'm pretty sure I've never had such a specific request. I'll try to find something online to approximate this look.
Different Facial Hair Styles
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Of course you can choose from the "Expanded Chart".