Hash Trash - Trail 553

Today, Hillbilly did their first ever (or at least first lately) digital/virtual trail!

Before trail even started, Jed received two emails. One was from French Toasted, asking if his picture of an unopened Corona, inside his house, was enough to earn him trail credit. It was not enough.

Additionally, long-time no-seer Rambo sent an email from Rwanda:

Here's the deal: I'm on lockdown here in Rwanda. If I go outside I will be shot. I'm as adventurous a hasher as the next guy, but I fear these Rwandan Police high-powered rifles will hurt more than Jim-Bob's shotgun buckshot, so I'm staying inside. I'm not on Facebook so *uck your Zoom circle. NEVERTHELESS --- I am enclosing my dogtag and photo, taken 5 minutes ago. I want credit for the trail!!! Give my regards to the rest of the half-minds. I miss you guys!

Between 12:45 and 3:30, several members of the pack went out on actual trails, either for exercise or to scout or just to wander around the house drinking. And of course a handful of slackers just peacocked in the finest Sistas tradition.

Pictures of the pack's adventures are here: https://photos.app.goo.gl/acMSva9GASV6fszC9

At 3:30, the pack reconvened on Zoom for a virtual end circle. Some of the same folks showed up, and also some different people. BoWFaP and the Mountainbeers crowd joined in for end. We were glad to see BoWFaP with his dogtag (earned at AGM) and also a few big orange vessels. One Mountainbeers friend, a Hillbilly first-timer, Hogtied, gave us a lovely tit check!

Laserpuss, our RA, was late to opening circle, and was still out on trail when end circle came. She submitted some LOVELY photos to the group, including a tit check that earned her her first ever Facebook jailing.

During the end circle, we got lots of denials about on-trail sex, which really were just so disappointing. Drillbert, always the pervert, tried to get confessions out of people.

The Mountainbeers contingent went outside to piss off the back deck, and Hogtied was kind enough to bring the camera outside and show us BoWFaP's impressive stream.

During end circle, we hit the 40-minute limit on free Zoom meetings, but quickly reestablished the meeting so we could actually have our proper Hillbilly close-out. We did that, and then folks talked about playing Three-Man in the Corona H3 Zoom meetings. Jed shared that info and closed out the circle.

Remember, you can still get trail credit anytime before midnight on 22 March 2020. Upload your own pictures and play along with us.

Next trail is 12 April, which is Easter Sunday. Our hare will be Dwarfus Interruptus, and we'll see if it we get to do it in person or if we'll have to cyber again.

ON-digitaltitsarealmostasgood-ON,

Jed

Attendees (those who get trail credit) included:

Betty Cocker - sexiest naughty check - sex on trail

iAnal - sex on trail

Queerly I'm Straight

Gladiater - he's still alive?!

Grape Gape - r*cist overachiever

Tasty Muff - Philly - with knit cock warmer on the beers

Purple Sack - Philly

Cum Brew Lay - what country is he even in?

Can't Talk with my Mouth Full

Laserpuss - thanks for the tit!

Fingererererer - just spying on us to learn how to Zoom for SH!T

4" Spike - Key West - First time Hillbilly!!!

Drillbert - Only one with trail treasure

BoWFaP - Invited lots of friends from Mountainbeers

French Toasted - both FRB and DFL somehow

Rambo - sending from Rwanda - long-time no-seer

Fire in the Hole - sex on trail but wouldn't admit it

Short Cummings- sex on trail but wouldn't admit it

Flight of the Bumbletree

Bubba - DRUNK on his Soju

Beaver Receiver - long-time no-seer looking sexy in that collar

Care Bear - long-time no-seer but representing with lots of Hillbilly Orange!

Hogtied - thanks for the tits - First time Hillbilly!!!

ReSquirtle

Knock Knock, Booze There