Computer Jokes

Q: What does a baby computer call his father?

A: Data.

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Q: What is a computer's first sign of old age?

A: Loss of memory.

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Q: What happened when the computer fell on the floor?

A: It slipped a disk.

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Q: What is a computer virus?

A: A terminal illness.

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Q: Why was there a bug in the computer?

A: It was looking for a byte to eat.