Any check in luggage Madam? No I have most of what we need here in my bra. And my boyfriend has the rest right there in his pants.

Inspired by "I pack light. Everything we need is right here in my pants." Leslie Nielsen to a lady in the movie Wrongfully accused, 1998.

Cleavage luggage

What is this?

iPod Nano seize luggage! 1 oz, 30 g! Quite minimalistic.

That is all you need! Well, plus the knowledge how to manage without over 50 common travel items.

Luggage can't get much greener/lighter than this.

The nearly ultimate guide to packing light

Only 1 oz from the ultimate light luggage.

Micro engineering

While hand/mobile/cell phones has been shrinking from luggable to shirt pocket size the luggage has not kept pace - until now.

Key ring luggage

Key ring minimalistic luggage close up

Match Box Luggage. A must for the traditional minimalist!

"Man shrinks luggage to 1 oz, 30 g"

You easily fit the luggage for a family in an Altoids can.

Thinking outside the only one carry on bag

No bag. Consider it solved.

Give your luggage US$ xx haircut!

Any check in luggage Sir? No I have it all here in the shirt pocket. - It's just a 3 months tour in the tropics.

Luggage of necessity contra luggage of choice

Compact, minimalistic, luggage goes into a bra. Or, bra as toilette case

Bra with toiletries and a zipped pocket