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  • Pronouns: he/him/his

  • Date of Birth: June 9, 1986

  • Place of Birth: Philadelphia, PA

  • Erdös Number: 2

  • Bacon Number: ∞ (for now)

  • I am not to be confused with the filmmaker Charles Burnett.

  • I will always think of myself as a Philadelphian. I root for Philly sports teams above all others, I liberally use "jawn" as a linguistic placeholder, and I sorely miss Wawa, cheesesteaks, Tastykakes, and scrapple.

  • I have an unhealthy obsession with skin care products.

  • Besides doing math, you'll likely find me exercising, cooking, solving newspaper puzzles, following sports, listening to rap music, watching game shows/reality tv, and feeding my Salty Bet addiction.