Author Bio: I am an 8th grader at Crossett Brook. I play soccer, basketball, and ski. I don't really have anything else to say.
Blurb: This story should take you on an adventure full of funny, extraterrestrial-related mishaps.
The date was April 2, 1999 and Dan Boe was walking to his house from school. He was a weird dude who liked hunting, basketball, and the occasional video games. He was 5’8” and had brown hair with some blonde, Dan was also skinny. He was just minding his own business when he saw something distant in the sky. When it got closer he saw that it was circular and nothing like anything he’d seen before. It was heading right for him. He started to run the other way in shock, but it didn't matter. The unidentified object scooped him up using some kind of levitation trick you would see at a magic show. He couldn’t see or hear anything very well until this almost robotic voice said
“Get up you lazy mother fucker.” Dan was lying on the ground with his face smashed against the floor of the ship. He pushed himself up with ease. When he was on his feet all of the sudden the alien punched him in the face and everything went black.
15 minutes later he woke to a very loud noise. Dan found that the ship was zooming very fast through space.
“Space!” Dan yelled with shock
“Indeed,” replied the same alien from earlier.
(He was abnormally tall and muscular. By the way he was green.)
When Dan looked down at his legs, there was this blue slime like stuff all over his body and an alien child watching him.
“Ahhhhhh, what the fuck!” Dan shouted.
The child replied with “I’ve been watching you sleep by the way, also my name is Tuck.”
He looked like a little Oompa-Loompa with small legs arms arms. His head was big and you guessed it, green. The child walked away like nothing happened. Once the child turned the corner the ship stopped and Dan found himself looking at a gigantic green planet.
A new alien came around the corner and said, “My name is Thundar, I will bring you to the lab for examination.” This had all happened quickly for Dan.
Dan replied, “What are you examining me for?”
Thundar said, ”For scientific purposes.”
At this point Dan did not give a shit about what was happening. So far he had been frickin’ mugged by a gang of aliens then found a perverted child looking at his dick! Little did Dan know, his day was about to get a lot weirder.
The child came around the corner again and Thundar looked at him with a mad look. “Tuck! How did you get here? I told you to stay at the house, Mom is probably worried sick.”
“Dad, I’ve been present the whole time. Have you even seen me? You definitely didn’t because you are always playing that game on your Uhone.”
Thundar shamefully mumbled, “ Tuck, I know, but I’m in Legendary league. I have to keep my spot.” It was too late, Tuck had run to his quarters. Thundar instantly collapsed to the ground and wept.
Dan got up bare naked and walked away wanting nothing to do with the situation.