Here was my "Vibe".
I would like to create the classical Magic 8-ball interactive widget that I can embed on my webpage as IT Helpdesk Magic 8-Ball.

The classic Magic 8-Ball were redesigned specifically for a cynical IT Help Desk; the liquid inside would probably be cold coffee, and the answers would be a mix of "did you even try?" and "not my problem." Make the dice inside the ball square so you can easily read the responses.

Here are the funny and sarcastic responses categorized by the standard 8-ball results:

• "It’s a feature, not a bug."

• "Yes, but only after a reboot."

• "It works on my machine."

• "Confirmed: Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard”.

• "Reply hazy, try Googling it first."

• "Ask again after you open a ticket."

• "Updating drivers... ask again in 40 minutes."

• "Cannot predict now; I'm at lunch."

• "Outlook not good. (Literally, the app crashed)."

• "My sources say 'Read the Manual'."

• "Very doubtful. Did you even plug it in?"

• "No (Ticket status: Deprioritized)."

I think this would be funnier if it were a classic Apple IIe computer instead of an 8-Ball. Have the screen say buffering in between responses?