Noah

The Very Cruel Goat

Groop was a cruel goat he was very cruel to anyone he wanted to be cruel to. He was rude to even homeless people for asking nicely for some spare change and that is crossing the line way too far.

NO ONE IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD (except for me) KNOWS HOW HE TURNED CRUEL, so this is how.

When Groop was a kid he was diegnoesed with Berfler which made his face orange and yes I said orange. Everyone laughed at Groop so he turned evil. Fast forward to today

... BRRRRRMMMM! BOOM! POP! The car engine explodes "WHAT ARE YOU DOING WOMAN" the man exclaimed loudly.

BEEP! BEEP! *groan* "where is my breakfast mother?" "two minutes Groop my special angel" Groops mother calls "TWO MINUTES! I WILL STARVE IN TWO MINUTES! I WANT IT NOW! WAAAAA!" Groop wailed like a little baby. The coffee machine is not working too. Groops breakfast going to be ready in two minutes and the coffee machine is not working it is the worst day in Groops perspective.

You probobly don't know what Groop looks like and his personality, so here it is. Groop is a very cruel goat that lives in the basment of his mum's house like a rat because cannot afford a house of his own. He has a very ugly orange face like Donald trump and with what looks like a roaring red fire on his head. He has extremely crooked teeth because he refuses to go to the dentist, he also has vomit green dog like ears, and vicious preditor eyes with eyes poping out of his eye socets also with eye veins showing.

Now where was I ... oh right I will get back to narrorating.

"Groopy woopy i'm going to woolies and if you come I will buy you cheezy's" Groops mum called "fine"Groop mumbeled" only for the cheezy's"he added. So then they jumped in the car.

The car was Sonic it was that fast. Here we are again remember after the backstory.

BRRRRRMMMMM! BOOM! POP! The car engine explodes while trying to withstand the 30 degree heat and the engine reving. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING WOMAN!" Groop yelled. They are 500 meters away from woolies so Groop's mum told Groop they had to walk. I will see you in book two.

Haha I got the book is not finished yet. Here the rest:

500 meters away from woolies the car engine explodes the two have to walk to woolies and Groop hates walking and it's 30 degrees so he is super duper miserable with sweat, tears and he's as wet as a swimming pool. The only thing that made him keep going was an urge for the satisfaction of eating the cheezy's.

Now Groop and his mum are travelling at the pace of a snail to woolies and when they get there Groop will get he will have a terrible surprise.

The two are in woolies getting groceries and before the went to the checkout Groop reminded his mum about the cheezy's. They went to grab it but right before they got to the cheezy's someone grabbed the last packet and their name was Makenzi. Groop decided he was going to beat that person up when they got out of the shop.

They checked out quickly and Groop rushed to the person that took the last packet of cheezy's and just a second before Groop falcon punched Makenzi Groops mum stopped him. She told him he had to fix the cars engine.

Groop and his mum walked back to the car and Groop's mum put the groceries in the back of the car while Groop fixed the engine. As soon as Groop finished fixing the car his mum snuck away from the car and called the FBI sneakly to come and arrest Groop for assault so the FBI locked Groop in a jail cell at the most strict and terrible prison.At the prison he had to watch the warden eat a donut and lick the plate clean so Groop had to clean the plate so it didn't have germs. The only thing Groop could eat is stale savoys and peanut butter.

So kids and adults this is why you never hurt people for dumb reasons.