Jokes

                          Fun jokes that will get you thinking 

My friend asked me what the ninth letter of the alphabet was. It was a complete guess, but: I was right 

Using Pre and Post in a word would be preposterous 

 knock knock, Who's there?  Wanda. Wanda who? You don't Wanda mess with me

Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help her check her balance.  So I pushed her over.

Why did the car take a nap? It was tired!

Knock knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? It's not that bad of a joke. Right?

I used to hate facial hair... but you know, it kind of grew on me.