Long ago, before the giraffe grew its neck, before the dodo forgot how to fly, and while the Rooby-Doobies and Thinkamisimi still roamed the Earth, Yub-Yub Bokinokinobi was the royal fool to King Schlimmek. Yub-Yub Bokinokinobi was by no means a good fool. Not once did he ever earn a laugh, a chuckle, or even a meager grin from Schlimmek’s court. Only ever, did they laugh, at Yub-Yub Bokinokinobi, never with him, for his greatest affliction was his rotten brain. This is how Schlimmek preferred things, for he was the smartest Gremloid that ever was and loved the attention. Schlimmek kept Yub-Yub Bokinokinobi and his rotten brain, as unfunny as he was, so that he might appear more impressive by comparison. 

The next morning, Schlimmek’s court entered to find not the king upon the throne, but Yub-Yub Bokinokinobi, his head suddenly swollen ten times its normal size and pulsing with important thoughts. He said big words like loquacious, capriciousness, and antidisestablishmentarianism and knew what they all meant. Yub-Yub Bokinokinobi basked in the praise of the court, while Schlimmek rolled on the floor as if he were  a lowly worm. Yub-Yub Bokinokinobi sang and danced and was loved when suddenly he tripped over worm-Schlimmek. Down went Yub-Yub Bokinokinobi and his swollen brain fell out of his head when he hit the ground and bounced right into the skull of Schlimmek.