WARNING

Yes, I know that this is a character from the movie UHF, but I just wanna say I do this just to make someone sitting on the bowl looking at their phone to find this site and look at this and let them have a little laughter in their life, even if it sucks. I don't want to get my pants and my underwear sued off by Weird Al just because I want to make someone laugh. And I also just know that YOU, yes YOU will NOT listen to this one little thing.