Reviews:
AtomicApple69 5
"So good and powerful, so much worth it. I had my children on the 13th step, they feel so light."
NinjaFail-10 5
"My partner was on E'Harmony having these digital affairs while I was playing some MMOs in the other room. Certified internet addicts. We took the plunge together on the 13 steps. The 13th was where we began to see results and stopped these sorry little facades for good."
Barfyman366 5
"You there, I've got to tell you if you're unconvinced by the price, just trust me. I wake up daily thankful that I decided to make the purchase. Troll to stroll."
Ode-To-Live 4.5
"It's good and all, but here's a pirated version of the 13th step to get beyond the paywall. Enjoy socialisation. Many know you down there.”
AtomicApple69
“Okay Mr Speilberg.”
Ode-To-Live
“I'd link better things But the boss is a bit tough. He may think I am wasting time in my cubicle. Don’t wanna get the arse for slackin' off.”
AtomicApple69
“Your boss, my boss, they both know what we’re really here for, sure he'll not only understand but appreciate the captured moment of transformation. So-called self-improvement. We are all perfecting the art of imperfection! How's the marriage anyway?"
Ode-To-Live
“I told her that the cats have been taken to a special home where they receive massages and play ping pong. - This calmed her down. The mayonnaise: Has substance and is able to smooth things over. There is comfort in story-telling. That is Santa Clause. Each life needs some mayonnaise to make it bearable. - It’s the walk-by pest that annoys, amazes and entertains me. Trying to turn me into a public toilet to dump in, humans are a fucked up crew when left to their own devices. Good argument for giving life over to a cosmic being? Taste the mayonnaise.”