ART THERAPIES UNIT (ATU) FEEDBACK
Poor old Danny Ronson, he means well but he’s mad [in other words, he’s been outvoted]. And while he’s been most effective as our community support worker, he doesn’t really understand our objectives.
We’re endeavouring to convince Channel Four Television to broadcast one of our videos [containing a hidden message we believe would radiate into space before it fell into a black hole and then spiralled back in time to Nostradamus (a 16th century French mystic) who would - from his crystal ball - then predict for us the winning numbers in next week’s National Lottery] but they’re not even rejecting us. They’re just entirely ignoring our proposals.
Danny, however, believes our proposals have been generally unrealistic and mostly incoherent. He thinks Channel 4 might be willing to commission something a little more “doable” (such as a 15-second channel ident to mark World Mental Health Day*) if its commissioners were to be “approached by a recognisably professional and well-connected representative” of this Southern Counties NHS Foundation Trust.* A precedent for such a production would be the ITV Creates project.