Hiker Problems

I didn't plan for this...

Trekking pole strap tan lines: Dead giveaway as "hiker trash"
Missing the view because you're too busy staring at your feet, trying not to trip.
Obsessing (or not obsessing enough) over the water report.
Seeming to always JUST missing the trail magic.
Not knowing what date or day of the week it is.
It's super windy everywhere. Also frogs. Frogs everywhere.
Getting completely irate at the asshat hanging around your camp with their headlamp on full lumens ... until you realize that the "asshat" is actually the moon.
Getting plant seeds stuck in your clothes and poking you everywhere (and I do mean EVERYWHERE).
The trail only ever goes up.