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the dog who cries but dreams big. Every day, he watches his human scroll through screens filled with newer, shinier pups. He knows he might get replaced, but hey, WHYWOOF has a plan: if you buy him, at least he’ll be rich — even if he’s still a little sad.

Because let’s be honest, money can’t buy happiness, but it can definitely buy a lot of treats and fancy toys! So why not make WHYWOOF rich? Spoil him, brag about your rare meme coin, and maybe, just maybe, you’ll turn his tears into tears of joy (or at least into some good vibes).

Buy WHYWOOF — because even a sad dog deserves to live like a king.