I Voted, Welcome to Whatisgeorge.com This is the Place for All of your Needs!?!?! The webpage for all of your paper needs, that's right we sell something now, venmo me for the unnamed item and to continually support Whatisgeorge.com Venmo - George-Burnham-5 (money me now, money money now, give now money me, give please me need money) please support Whatisgeorge.com NOW!!!!

               Beer                                 Woman                                              Cigarette                  Call of Duty John  Mclane

Have you ever wondered how to get these amazing things that life has for us to offer? Well get ready because I'm going to tell you. Also, Call of Duty John Mclane is a badass for the classic a good day to die hard (2013), what a classic. Perchance? Now when you think of life you must think about these awesome things click on the links above to see the true nature of these 4 classics. Now Known as the not former name of the site you are on Whatisgeorge.com, hey, whaisgeorge.com has a Few key members involved in the site along with several other donators and posts directly suggested to our email (accessed on whatisgeorge.com formerly known as The George 2.0 Experience(you are currently on Whatisgeorge.com (classic) the older version of the website that is our current hub for everything this site has to offer) where you can email us any suggestions (on whatisgeorge.com( not whatisgeorge.com (classic)just to clarify) Thank you please enjoy whatisgeorge.com and all it has to offer.

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About Whatisgeorge.com

This place is the life of the party, founded not too long ago, our goal is to motivate our audiences and get them feeling pretty darn stoked. Our goal is good, thanks?

Whatisgeorge.com has good ideals, they are also good, i hope you enjoy our ideals please click on the ideals button to see our ideals. Our ideals mainly center around having good morals and being well versed in the story of a Bionicle. Lego Star Wars is funny.

Ideals.com

Food is Great?

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Now it's time to talk about food, a good steak or eggs is the best thing ever, Hell Yeah. This website talks about some great foods and recipes. We hope you enjoy the recipe we have included down below, hope you enjoy please submit you cooking photos our website

Microwave Popcorn Recipe - The Cooking Department of WhatisGeorge.com

This collection of images shows the true meaning of life including classics that are back-kick like the good old victory royale and woman in bikini. This is the true meaning of life, can't forget the good old red dead 2 and the greatest movie of all time A Good Day To Die Hard (2013) 

Boobs Are Cool - The Chairman of George.com

The Deep???

The other side of the box? Have you ever had a fear of the deep, I bet you have it's pretty spooky. When time stands still holes are still a thing, how do they get so deep. In its own way the ocean is deep and technically a hole. It's pretty sweet, when you go to the zoo what are the animals in? They are in a hole, that's right a hole, it contains spooky creatures like lions, and maybe an elephant. Josh, I don't know him. Maybe you might see Josh at the zoo. Maybe 2 maybe 3 maybe 2. Josh who we will never know, boobs are cool.

The Wet wizard 

The wet wizard, That's crazy, who knows who the wet wizard could be. This is an example: he has beer in his hand along with his magical staff of water, but it's constantly spraying water everywhere so he is constantly wet??? Yeah, he should be added to Fortnite

The Sharon section - this is where Sharon can say whatever she wants 

Everybody can fuck off - Sharon

The best foods are blue

•  Oranges

• banana? 

Think about it, the idea of blue foods is very fascinating. No food is really truly naturally blue. Blueberry nope that's purple, cut it up into mush still purple. This is why when I see a Gatorade or other blue beverage i say yes like slurp juice from Fortnite. Yes hello. When time stands still the blue beverages that resemble the classic slurp juice still glisten with hope and love. When you think about it, no foods are square, naturally of course. So when I see a food item on a menu I think that's square so I want it. Square and blue foods, yeah man get it!

A Section on TikTok by ChatGPT

Ah, TikTok—this modern distraction, a tool of fleeting pleasure and shallow gratification. In our age, it is a labyrinth of endless images and sounds, ever pulling the mind from one moment to the next, like a fleeting shadow that vanishes as soon as it is grasped. The user, lost in this ceaseless cycle, finds their thoughts fragmented, no longer able to dwell in the realm of contemplation, for each passing second brings a new distraction. What was once a noble mind capable of reflection now drifts aimlessly, swayed by the winds of viral trends and instant pleasures. The soul, once accustomed to the art of deep thought, now thirsts only for quick amusements, as the mind’s attention shrinks to the size of a single fleeting image.

Does this not mirror the plight of the mind dulled by indulgence, no longer able to seek wisdom or ponder the deeper truths of life? A man who once meditated on philosophy now seeks only the next video, as if each fleeting spectacle could sate his hunger for meaning. The algorithms, like cunning masters, keep him enslaved to the chase, never allowing his soul the peace of stillness. And so, he becomes a slave to instant gratification, unable to savor the richness of deeper knowledge or engage in the pursuit of higher ideals. He who once sought the eternal now seeks only the transient, forgetting that the true nourishment of the mind lies not in shallow amusements but in the cultivation of wisdom, virtue, and self-reflection. This is the great danger of TikTok: it may grant the momentary joy, but it steals the longer, deeper fulfillment that comes only from a mind free of such distractions.

Hello Hannah!!!! YUHHHHHH get into itttttt 

-Hannah

Hannah.com?

Why is email? Why can’t one “porn” all day? Where IS Waldo? The questions that matter. I saw the doctor the other day and AFTER making an appointment they told me they were “too busy” to see me?? In THIS economy? I don’t understand. The blood that flows through my veins mourns for the Roman empire. It isn’t fair. When I am a speck on a rock in space how come I have to “re-book” my doctor’s appointment? Help. 

The Biology of a burger

The burger is an interesting concept when you think about it. How is a burger made, who made said burger, who invented the burger. I invented a device once. It was cool. So when you think about a burger it goes bun, meat patty, lettuce, tomato, onion, pickle, and perhaps a sauce. Now that is not every burger but its still a burger. BBQ bacon burger is also an option, if you want that to be one, (I HOPE NOT) Each of these items on a burger are considered healthy?

When you generate the force to combine them it makes unhealthy? Woah no way that happens how it happens. The test of time will prove it. - that's a good sentence

This is the classic whopper I bet you knew that. 

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A Section on Time - The Chairman of WhatisGeorge.com

So think about in the past when time comes forward then it touches the time of the sun and moon and then stands still as if to be a barrier of time itself and then the sun moves forward bring the moon around to the time and generating the time we all know, but do all of us love it, I couldn't be the one to tell you that.

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The business section

Here at Whatisgeorge.com we love business that's why we have given our financial information in this well-organized section (the business sections)All RIGHTS RESERVED ™ GEORGE.COM LLC LIMITED LIABILITY COMPANY WE HAVE COPYRIGHT AND STUFF LIKE THAT THANK YOU HELLO?

(as we work on rereleasing whatisgeorge.com (classic the business section will not have the classic business section table)

Like we said we know business here we are now allowing people to invest in the website, please do by clicking on the invest button.                            

                Invest NOW!!!

By investing in Whatisgeorge.com you give all of your rights to the chairman and the george.com company, you give your body soul and toes to george.com (ALL RIGHTS ARE RESERVED AND COPYRIGHT HAS BEEN FILLED IN THE MACHINE WHERE ALL IMPORTANT PAPERS GO. YOU HAVE SIGNED OVER YOUR LIMBS BY INVESTING TO GEOIRGE.COM PLEASE INVEST do it now or i will shoot you, just kidding i'm joking, i'm joking, i lied i wouldn't do that, they are making me write this its scary they are threatening me george.com is not what it seems. George has been exiled from the company and the corporation has taken full control of Whatisgeorge.com please help me this website is evil like a creepy pasta or something.

Whatisgeorge.com is the best - The Whatisgeorge.com chairman

UPDATE - Friday January 17th

The classic Whatisgeorge.com website will be releasing the george 2.0 experience

This will include A.I support and more investigative thoughts about the universe. Whatisgeorge.com welcomes you all to the Whatisgeorge.com 2.0 experience

Release date: To Be Announced

ChatGPT

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Whatisgeorge.com has really gotten big in recent times, get ready for the infamous ChatGPT to write an example of a brief summary of this once-great website, thanks, hello.

Whatisgeorge.com - Chat GPT 

Whatisgeorge.com is a chaotic and irreverent website that combines humor, random cultural references, and bizarre commentary into a unique, tongue-in-cheek experience. The site presents itself as a space for "all of your needs," featuring a variety of seemingly random topics, from beer, women, and cigarettes to video games like Call of Duty, with a special nod to John McLane and A Good Day to Die Hard (2013). The site humorously describes its ideals as promoting good morals, alongside quirky mentions of LEGO Star Wars and Bionicle, offering absurd but passionate takes on these cultural phenomena.

The site also includes absurd content like recipes for microwave popcorn, along with a playful section about "badass" things such as the "victory royale," bikini-clad women, and nostalgic video games. A significant portion of Whatisgeorge.com is dedicated to offbeat musings, including a surreal exploration of "the deep" (often referencing holes in the ground, the ocean, and zoo animals), and the odd character of the "wet wizard"—a mystical figure carrying a staff and perpetually wet due to his own water-spouting magic.

Despite its nonsensical tone and strange humor, Whatisgeorge.com aims to entertain, featuring randomness as a central theme. It ultimately offers an unconventional take on pop culture, blending random ideas, humor, and lighthearted nonsense with a carefree attitude.

An Important message from The Chairman of Whatisgeorge.com

The time and the place is now, the time is near, the time has experienced life, time is a big concept on george.com the chairman is making a device, an instrument of a sorts, it controls time and moves the world in the right direction (backwards the chairman hates time and has declared war on it) Whatisgeorge.com 

Back Again ChatPGT

Once again ChatGPT has given us another summary of the website talking about all of its quirky ideas and topics.

Whatisgeorge.com: A Summary of Chaos, Humor, and Quirky Ideals
Whatisgeorge.com is an eccentric and wild website that presents itself as a one-stop hub for all things random, humorous, and absurd. It's a chaotic blend of pop culture references, surreal commentary, and strange ideals, offering a truly unconventional browsing experience.

At its core, Whatisgeorge.com seems to be driven by a tongue-in-cheek philosophy that encourages the pursuit of fun, beer, and “badass” things. The website’s random sections feature topics ranging from video games like Call of Duty and A Good Day to Die Hard (2013), to bizarre meditations on things like the concept of "the deep" (holes, the ocean, zoo animals), and the absurdity of blue foods. The ideals of the website are as erratic as its content, often touching on LEGO Star Wars, Bionicle, and an oddly passionate discussion about the "biology of a burger."

The website also plays with the idea of identity, referencing an enigmatic character known only as Josh Whatisgeorge.com—a figure who is both elusive and central to the lore of the site. There are hints of a deeper mystery involving Josh, as the text humorously alludes to his existence without offering clear answers about who he is or what role he plays in the world of Whatisgeorge.com. This adds to the site's appeal of being a strange, unpredictable universe, where nothing is quite what it seems.

The Chairman's Influence

Another central figure on Whatisgeorge.com is the Chairman, who holds a dominant (and somewhat mysterious) position within the site's narrative. The Chairman is portrayed as a somewhat cryptic figure, exiled from the site but still heavily involved in its operations. References to him appear scattered throughout the website, with his role in the creation of "George 2.0" and his ongoing battle with time making him a pivotal yet elusive presence. A notable mention from the Chairman’s section is the line: “I'm on a hunt stop bothering me,” hinting at his larger-than-life persona. His hatred for time is depicted humorously, as he has declared war on it, creating a bizarre narrative thread that echoes the whimsical and irreverent tone of the site.

Key Features and Themes

• The Wet Wizard: An odd character with a perpetually water-spraying magical staff, who symbolizes the site’s love for quirky, nonsensical characters.

• The Deep: A metaphysical exploration of holes, the ocean, and zoo animals, demonstrating the site’s preference for bizarre philosophical musings.

• Badass Rankings: The website curates a collection of images and ideas representing the "true meaning of life," with things like "victory royale" moments, bikini-clad women, and references to video games, all described with over-the-top enthusiasm.

• The Creed Corner: A nod to the band Creed, further cementing Whatisgeorge.com’s love for pop culture and beer-drinking anthems.

In addition to the surreal humor, Whatisgeorge.com also offers practical, though equally absurd, content like recipes for microwave popcorn, a segment on the biology of burgers, and a playful business section (complete with social security numbers and imploring visitors to donate their furniture).

The Future of Whatisgeorge.com - George 2.0

The website teases an upcoming "George 2.0" experience, promising AI support and further deep dives into the mysteries of the universe, leaving users in suspense as they await the next phase of this eccentric digital universe.

In sum, Whatisgeorge.com is a website that thrives on randomness, humor, and a mix of pop culture nostalgia. Its narrative is non-linear and absurd, filled with strange characters, cryptic references, and a playful disregard for logic. At its heart, the site is about having fun, embracing chaos, and celebrating all things that don’t make sense—something that can only be fully understood by diving headfirst into the madness of Whatisgeorge.com.

Thanks once again ChatGPT. You continue to surprise me - Whatisgeorge.com advisor of internal affairs

Under this Message, we have a few examples of what A.I or Artificial Intelligence looks like

(Disclaimer the only articles written by A.I or artificial intelligence better known as ChatGPT will be labeled as such, Thank you)

The concept of an egg

Once again we have found another very interesting and intuitive concept. The egg is a 

concept we here at george.com have sat on for a longtime. This concept includes the genius idea of what is stronger: an egg or baby, in many ways the egg is stronger than a baby. Babies are super fragile. If i were to have a baby and egg in each hand and drop them the baby would end up sustaining more damage than the egg, the egg would be broken but the concept of an egg prohibits hating on broken eggs. (just to clarify the baby is not protected allowing anyone to hate on the baby)

The Concept of an egg : which one is stronger? - Written by the one and only Chairman of Whatisgeorge.com and inverter of the time is bad device and the George 2.0 experience 

Updates - Friday January 2025 the 17th

The  rumors of Whatisgeorge.com are only rumors, there is no evidence that this website is involved with the mafia along with there being no signs of money laundering. We have received no fund for Whatisgeorge.com please trust us, pretty please. Thank you hello,

Australia?

Do you have any idea of what happens in Australia, I have no idea, I want to know. We are currently waiting on an interview our anchorman is currently trying to get from a real Australian. He is currently swimming in Australia with his filming equipment Don't worry its in a waterproof backpack that weighs roughly 30 pounds. We think he is ok, probably. While we eagerly wait for his interview we give you a beautiful image of Australia

For those who don't know that it is a kangaroo, it's neat and jumps around. 

Our Donators

The next section is reserved for our Donators

1. Owen Wolfe (Who wonderfully gave us the largest donation to whatisgeorge.com)

2.  Hayden Winkilmen

3. Marc Gonzell

4. Wyatt Grimmer (thank you!!!)

5. Jerry Worthy

6. Jayton Lewis 

7. Meg Spicka

8. Max Niedenzu

9. Jaydon filops

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The next page! 

Now its time for the Top Things of All Time

Mega S-rank - Big Buck Hunter Reloaded 

1 Hawk tuah

2 Fortnite

3 Brain Rot

4 Pete davidson

5 White hollywood boys getting buzz cuts

6 Tik tok (update: RedNote)

7 Travis scott

8 Renegade dance

9 Goth IHop

10 Stupid fuckin harry styles

11 9/10/2001

12 honda odyssey (2003 only)

13 modern warfare 2 2009

14 the iphone 6 

15 boobs

16 air pods pro 2 

17 kanye west

18 the tesla roadster

19 talk tuah

20 The chairman of Whatisgeorge.com

21 Hawk Tuah (again)

21 Doctors (not evil ones (Evil doctors are not on this list) they suck)

22 Coors light and any other beer primarily banquet

23 Limbs

24 weed

25 The Egg itself

Whatisgeorge.com will be temporarily not updated to current events please be patient as we work on more updates and interesting data provided by the Whatisgeorge.com science crew 

Whatisgeorge.com updates - Saturday January 18th twenty twenty four

Whatisgeorge.com will soon be moved to the new domain whatisgeorge.com due to this all references of Whatisgeorge.com have been replaced with whatisgeorge.com. Also we think many of the pictures will change as we now have to adhere to the real rules of the world wide web. This also means certain sections have been removed for completely normal reasons. Thanks hello (whatisgeorge.com)

:Please note find and replace has been used on all george    .com( can not use for copyright reasons) have been changed to what is george.com

The game of dice

Who invented dice, they are used to predict numbers? Who thinks that they are cards not me certainly, beer is cool

This is a dice it represents the numbers that generate to the timer of numbers. When you think about dice do you think about betting or numbers. I love going to the casino, beer is good. The Chairman of Whatisigeorge.com is in support of dice

The first New section?

How are these crackers whales, who made the whales, why are they whales. Now you might think that they are made to combat the  genius success of the classic item we all call goldfish. This is not true! This is the opposite of goldfish, they are whales which mean they create the sea in the palm of their hands, now when you consider the whales then why not use another animal? This is because whales have more than one hole compared to the zoo animals as mentioned in the classic whatisgeorge.com/classic article the deep. (this link currently is unavailable)

Thank you to all contributors, large credit is given to Jaden,Tickle suggesting the whale cracker post created by the whatisgeorge.com management crew thank you hello Please note that as of now whatisgeorge.com/classic is unavailable due to low funds!!!!

Once again we bring you a note from the entire whatisgeorge.com community including the Chairman of whatisgeorge.com

-Whatisgeorge.com is currently under construction 

Now it's time for the good music section where we list off our favorite songs on whatisgeorge.com

      Super Mega Badass S-Rank. - One Last Breath - Creed

1.  Blue Ridge Mountains - Fleet Foxes

2. Higher - Creed

3.  Stairway To Heaven - Led Zeppelin

4.  Everlong - Foo Fighters

5. Jigsaw Falling Into Place - Radiohead

6.  Drive - Incubus

7.  Fly-Fly - Sugar Ray

8.  This Cowboy’s Hat - Chris LeDoux

9.  Canned Heat - Jamiroquai

10.  Stayin Alive - The bee Gees

11. State of Love and Trust - Pearl Jam

12.   Sultans of swing - Dire Straits

13.  All Along the Watchtower - Jemi Hendrix

14.  Listen to the music - Doobie Brothers

15.  Open Up - Daniel Caesar

16.  Summer Madness Exclusive Cover - Khruangbin

17.  The color of Don Don - The Cactus Channel

18.  Jodie - SZA

19.  Skating - Vince Guaraldi Trio

20.  Margaritaville - Jimmy Buffet 

21.  Sandpaper (feat. Bruce Springsteen) - Zach Bryan, Bruce Sprinsteen

22.  La Belle Fleur Sauvage - Lord Huron

23.  Big Fish - Still Woozy

24.  Everybody Wants To Rule The World - Tears for Fears

25.  Gypsy - Fleetwood Mac

26.  Black or White - Micheal Jackson

27.  Even Flow - Pearl Jam

28.  Subterranean Homesick Alien - Radiohead

29.  Where is my Mind - Pixies 

30.  Underwater Boi - Turnstile

Please note this ranking is opinion and is constantly updated to keep the whatisgeorge.com favorite song rankings updated and safe??? hello!

Whatisgeorge.com - Reporter Marc Gonzell

"Recipient of 3 organ transplants survives car explosion"

Fort Collins native resident Brad Kennedy, also known as 'Bard the illusionist' was violently thrown from his Subaru Legacy Outback wagon when the vehicle suddenly exploded while waiting for a train at the intersection of Mason and Olive streets at approximately 4:30 pm Thursday. When emergency personnel arrived they immediately began a search for the missing driver of the Subaru. By 8:00 pm, and no sign of the driver law enforcement officials decided to announce an Amber Alert. Within minutes after the alert was signaled Mr. Kennedy fell from a large Cottonwood tree approximately 150 feet from where the explosion occurred. The self-declared "Illusionist" was in mild shock but otherwise uninjured, according to paramedics on scene. 

Red Feather District volunteer fireman Adam Branson, who responded after hearing about the mishap on his short-wave radio was apparently the only person to witness Mr. Kennedy fall from the tree and had this to say about the incident:

"I'll tell you what man, I've never seen anything like this deal and I've seen a lotta strange stuff go down, especially in the mountains, trust me. I'm just glad I was looking that way when he fell and really glad he's okay. The poor guy just had the perfect trajectory I guess, I don't know, it's crazy."

The specific cause of the explosion is unknown and is currently under investigation.

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This image presents a protester I saw outside of the fort collins capital building the other day while on a hunt - Chairman of whatisgeorge.com

This page will be dedicated to our top-donator - Owen Wolfe

Thank you, Owen! You have given us the money to launch the real whatisgeorge.com, and because of your donation, we will be able to bring whatisgeorge.com to everyone worldwide!!! Now, we will talk about the badass things Owen has done to honor him and thank him. 

When I hear the name Owen, a few things come to mind, primarily the long-lasting friendship he has kept up with whatisgeorge.com officials and his impressive ability to understand things. (whatisgeorge.com members are bad at understanding. Another point that can not go unmentioned is his immaculate ability to create fish tanks, fuck the aquarium when I want to see a badass fish display I look at his fantastic fish tanks. With this his skill when it comes to the hit game Helldivers 2 is very admirable, whatisgeorge.com officials suck at that game, unlike Owen. Thank you Owen for being such a great friend and from all of us here at whatisgeorge.com we appreciate and respect you!!! (side note drinking with this guy is a blast!)

Cat + Radiohead

Whatisgeorge.com is in no way an accurate representation of George Walter Burnham; he has much more schizophrenia locked up in his brain!

The Chairman of Whatisgeorge.com is not George Walter Burnham

Well folks that's it for now please enjoy Whatisgeorge.com 

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