WellShit Card Company

After a long Arduous day; my mind just wouldn’t shut down and at 3 AM the first WellShit card was born. It wasn’t mean or angry it was just what we’ve all said at one time or another. WellShit and move on.

Not your Everyday Cards—Cards with Real Feelings

$3.00 Dollars Each –Pick 3 cards for $8.00 --get free shipping

Cards ship in a protective envelope. Cards are shipped using USPS.

You pick and I’ll Print

3 Categories:

Occasions-Birthdays and more
Friendship
Life/Smart Ass

Occasional WellShit Cards

For those Moments that require a Card

$3.00 each pick 3cards $8.00 get free shipping You choose, I’ll print.

Some of these lines can cross over into other moments of life, because people don’t fit into neat little boxes and neither do these cards.

BIRTHDAY

BD_001-- Sorry I called you old / I thought you knew
BD 002-- Happy Birthday / Here’s to being Friends even when our Teeth are in a Drawer and our Tits are on the Floor
BD _003-- Another Year Older / My thoughts are with you during these difficult times
BD _004-- You’re so old you remember when Vodka / Only came in Vodka Flavor
BD _005-- Stop acting like you’re reading the card / We all know you’re looking for Money
BD _006—This is your Yearly Reminder/ That your Parents had SEX
BD_007—Look who’s all Grown Up / And Ready for a Colonoscopy
BD_008—Birthdays are like Farts / Sometimes they Stink and Sometimes they’re a Blast
BD_009—In Honor of Your Birthday / I placed your name on the Liver Transplant Wait List. You’re Welcome….
BD_010—Happy Birthday / You made it through another Year
BD_011—Dave Doesn’t give a shit about your Birthday / But I do…Happy Birthday
BD_012—No One watches TV with their Eyes Closed / Better Than You. Happy Birthday
BD_013—Every Passing Year is like your Golf Ball / You have No Idea where it Went Happy Birthday
BD_014—Age is just a Number / Unfortunately yours is getting right up their Happy Birthday
BD_015---This is the oldest you've ever been / Blank Inside
BD_016---Is it me or have youhad alot of birthdays / Blank Inside
BD_017---You can cross dying young off your list / Blank Inside

BD_018 ---I knew you wouldn't want a boring present for your birthday / So I kept the money and drew you a picture, instead

GET WELL

GW _001-- I googled your symptoms / Turns out you’re a Bitch. Get Well Soon
GW _002--Seriously, You have Shit to do / Heal the Fuck up we need you. Get Well Soon
GW _003-- The Tests Came Back / Seems you have Everything
GW _004-- Get Well Soon / Because your cough is fucking disgusting
GW _005-- Having a Colonoscopy is the Only Time when / “What an Asshole” would be considered a compliment
GW_006—We’ll be taking All your Money for this Procedure but Please / Enjoy this handsome pair of Complimentary Non-Skid Socks
GW_007—If You're Happy and you Know It / It’s Your Meds Get Well Soon
GW_008—Sorry to hear you're under the weather / Blank Inside
GW_009---The doctor diagnosed you with anxiety and constipation / Now your worried shitless

Anniversary

AN_001---On our anniversary I want you to know how much / I've enjoyed annoying you all this time & how excited I am to keep doing so in the future

SYMPATHY

SY _001-- There is No Good card for this / I’m so Sorry for your Loss
SY _002-- Those we love don’t go away / They walk beside us every day
SY _003-- Between Hello and Goodbye / There is so much Love. So sorry for your Loss
SY _004-- Where there is Deep Grief, there was Great Love / Blank Inside
SY _005-- Sometimes there are no words
SY_006—We’re never ready to say Goodbye / Blank Inside
SY_007—There are no Words to make this Better / Blank Inside
SY_008—Nothing will take away your Memories / Blank Inside
SY_009—Wishing you Comfort and Peace / Blank Inside
SY_010---I'm pretty syre his last words were/Are you freaking kidding me

If you would like to order cards, make your selections (card number and quantity) and email them to: lostcreeksupplies@gmail.com I'll reply with a PayPal or Venmo link. Cash pickup available for locals.

Friendship WellShit Cards

For friends that make rough days lighter and good days brighter.

-$3.00 each- pick 3 cards for $8.00 get free shipping

-You pick, I’ll print-

Some of these lines can cross over depending on your point of view

FRIENDSHIP Cards for the people who make life bearable.

FR _001 — I honestly feel bad for people who don't get to / listen to our conversations and enjoy our laughter
FR _002 — Sending you some Love / I heard lifes been kicking your ass
FR _003 — Sometimes you just have to say/ WellShit and move on
FR _004 — You’re the one / That holds this shit show together
FR _005 — Here’s to those that wish us well / For all the rest can go to hell
FR _006 — That's a Terrible Idea / What time?
FR _007 — I like it when I don't / have to worry about what I say
FR _008 — Way too many of our stories end with… “And that’s why we can’t go back there.”
FR _009 — We don"t even need to talk / We can just sit there, judge people and call it bonding
FR _010 — What happens at the lake / Is laughed about all year
FR_011---You Laugh, I Laugh, You Cry, I Cry, You jump off a cliff / I'll Yell Do a Flip
FR_012---When Life is Stressful / It's good to count your blessings -- like me
FR_013---I'm glad we met later in life / I don't think my mother would have let me play with you
FR_014---True frienships are built on solid foundations / Alcohol, laughter, sarcasm and a dislike of the same people
FR_015---If anybody asks / we met at bible study
FR_016---We could be those friends in low places / Blank inside

If you would like to order cards, make your selections (card number and quantity) and email them to: lostcreeksupplies@gmail.com I'll reply with a PayPal or Venmo link. Cash pickup available for locals.

Life WellShit Cards

WellShit for the Chaos, attitude and truth that life brings

-$3.00 each- pick3 for $8.00 free shipping -You pick, I’ll print-

Some of these lines can cross over depending on your point of view

LIFE / SMARTASS

Everyday classic WellShit for the chaos, attitude, and truth that Life brings

LIF _001 — Life is short / So smile while you have teeth
LIF _002 — Sometimes life just sucks / The jelly out of your doughnut
LIF _003 — A wise woman once said / Let that shit go
LIF _004 — The path to inner peace begins with four words / Not my fucking problem
LIF _005 — Your Life is not falling apart / It's just aggressivly rearranging itself
LIF _006 — There’s a kind of healing in the barn / That no therapy can ever quite duplicate
LIF _007 — Courage is knowin that something might hurt and doing it anyway / Stupidity is the same and that's why life is hard
LIF _008 — Remember / Shit makes flowers grow
LIF _009 — Still living the dream? / How's yours going
LIF _010 — If it isn't that bridge / We said we'd cross when we came to it
LIF _011 — I’m an outdoors kind of Girl / I just like to do my drinking on a Patio
LIF _012 — I'm too Insane to complain / And you are too Sane to understand
LIF _013 — Remember when we thought / We’d have our shit together by now
LIF _014 — Fuuuck! That pretty well sums it up / Blank Inside
LIF _015 — Why take the High Road / When you can take the Psychopath
LIF _016 — One day your young and fun / And then you're cleaning to the music you used to party too
LIF _017 — It turns out that when asked who's your favorite child / Your supposed to pick one of your own
LIF _018 — I thought I had it all figured out / Then it was Monday
LIF _019--I love having a job / I just hate going to it
LIF__020 — Know what that sounds like / Not my problem
LIF _021 — I wish everything was as easy / as getting fat
LIF _022 — Sometimes words just aren't enough / That's what the middle finger is for
LIF _023 — Sometimes do you look into a mirror / And think that can't be right
LIF _024 — Mister Rogers / Didn't prepare me for the people in my neighborhood

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