Watermelon Raisins

Hey fuckers. You know why you're here. You're looking for a big ass raisin made out of a whole ass watermelon. You want a watermelon raisin that you need to eat with a fork and a knife. You want a watermelon raisin so big that it makes a mockery of god. Don't worry king--you've come to the right place. 

The idea for watermelon raisins came to me in a dream while I was in a plane to Oaxaca to do totally normal things. Ever since then (roughly a week ago), I've been obsessed with this journey. 

I don't have any watermelon raisins yet. I don't even know if it's possible to make watermelon raisins. But you best believe I'm going to try. Stay posted here for all updates related to watermelon raisins. 

If ANYONE tries to steal this idea, I will come to your house and fight you. 

This is false advertizing and has nothing to do with my shit. Sun-Maid does NOT make watermelon raisins. They make regular ass raisins and flavor them with fake watermelon. No. What I'm trying to make is a raisin made from a whole ass watermelon. It's going to be fucking huge. It's going to change the world. And I will live forever. 

Stay tuned. I will make a watermelon raisin even if it kills me.