Fanfiction

Boyfriend becomes a 3AM YouTuber

Chapter 1

Once upon a time, on a beautiful autumn day, BF was having a rap battle with Pappy Van Poodle from Rusty's Real Deal Baseball for the Nintendo 3DS . Afterwards, his hot, sexy, thicc girlfriend asked him what he wanted to do. He replied, 'I want to go home and watch YouTube'. 'What a wonderful idea!', She said happily. So the two went to her house and turned YouTube on her TV. After looking through the homepage for a little bit, they came across a video called '(WHAT'S INSIDE?) CUTTING OPEN SONIC.EXE DOLL AT 3AM!! *ALIVE HAUNTED SONIC.EXE DOLL*'. GF didn't care, to the point where she kept scrolling, but BF was extremely intrigued. 'Hey babe, can you scroll back up?', BF asked. So she did, up until the video appeared again. 'Can we watch this?', he asked. 'It looks really stupid. Do we have to?' GF said warily. 'That's exactly why I want to watch it', BF said, trying to persuade her. GF sighed. 'Well, anything for you'. She clicked on the video, and they began watching. Unlike BF expected, he didn't laugh. He was deeply inspired. And GF, unlike she expected, laughed at just how fake it was. After the video was finished, BF abruptly said goodbye and left. GF was pretty disappointed, but let him do whatever he wanted to do.

Chapter 2

BF went back to his house, and went into the basement. As he looked for a camera to use, he wondered why he didn't bring GF with him. After he found a camera, he grabbed his laptop and walked back to GF's house. GF was very glad he was back. 'Oh, hey again! What did you need the stuff for?', She asked him. 'I'm gonna start a YouTube channel', he answered. 'Cool! Is this a thing we're doing together?' 'Uh, no. I'm doing it by myself' 'Oh ok then. Have fun with that!'. He put his things on the table, and hung out with her for the rest of the day. At 12AM, she told him she was going to bed. BF followed her. 'Uh, aren't you going home?' She asked him. 'Nah', He answered. 'HELL YEAH- I mean, ok'. So they went to bed. But not before BF set an alarm in secret.

Chapter 3

At 3AM, BF's alarm went off. GF was extremely frustrated. She was about to become a Karen towards BF, but when she looked over, All she saw was him running out the door. BF grabbed his camera and began recording. 'What is up BoyfriendNation? Today, I'm going to be CUTTING OPEN MY GIRLFRIEND!!!!' He said to the camera. 'EXCUSE ME!?', GF shouted. He picked up a conveniently placed kitchen knife and sprinted to the bed. He did an extremely unathletic leap onto it. 'BABE!? WHAT THE HELL HAS GOTTEN INTO YOU!?!?!?!?!' GF screamed at him. 'GUYS WHAT THE HELL!??!? SHE'S TRYING TO ESCAPE!!!!!!!!' BF said to the camera. 'WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!?'. BF stabbed her in the stomach, and slowly moved the knife up to her chest. She screamed in pain, and then went unconscious. BF opened up the large cut, and reached inside. He felt something, so he pulled it out. 'OH MY GOD GUYS!!!! THERE ARE INTESTINES IN HERE!!!!! HOW THE HELL DID THIS FIT INSIDE!??!?!?!?!?!?'. He reached his hand back in and felt around more. 'Oh my god guys... I feel something solid!'. He pulled it out. 'Is this a skeleton? It looks weird as hell'. He laughed at how stupid it looked. As he continued to feel around, he pulled out more and more organs, and reacted. Eventually he'd pulled everything out. 'Alright guys!!!! Let's get 50k likes and I'll cut Barney the Dinosaur open next!!!!!'. He stopped recording, and sprinted to his laptop. He put the footage in his editing software and added a vine boom every other second. Then he uploaded it to his YouTube channel.

Chapter 4

After a few minutes, what he had done started to sink in. 'Holy shit... I just tore out my girlfriend's insides', he said to himself. He slowly walked back to the bed, and was surprised to see that GF looked completely fine. 'Uh... babe?'. He wiggled her shoulder around until she woke up. She was extremely angry. 'Babe, why the fuck did you stab me!?' She screamed at him. 'I was making a 3AM video', he answered. 'You mean like that dumb video we watched?'. 'Y-yes'. GF sighed again. 'I'm extremely disappointed'. 'Sorry'. 'oh ok'

The End (good god, that took me 2 hours)