Welcome to The Wild & Wonderful Wednesday Hash House Harriers 

We follow the core hashing ideology at this Kennel.

The Hash House Harriers were founded around anonymity so that differing ranks of officers could intermingle with one another.  A major could mingle with a corporal here under a Hash name and they would be on equal footing.

We are not military, but the sentiment is the same.  Regardless of your race, gender, politics, social standing, profession, age, sexual preferences, or whatever you do behind closed doors, your anonymity is your own.  You pay your hash cash, run/walk a fabulous trail, drink some beer, and share in some irreverent songs and jokes.

With this understanding:

• Your outside drama may not enter into the Hash.

• You are <Hasher Name> here and <Nerd Name> out there.  

• What we do and say at the Hash stays at the Hash.

Mismanagement’s job is to ensure trail happens every week and to keep the party rolling.  We are not naïve to think everyone can act like an adult however.

Things to remember:

• Mismanagement are not the police nor a qualified psychiatrist.

• Mismanagement must and will remain unbiased in all issues.

• Mismanagement’s job is not to make people like you or dislike you.

• Mismanagement will be transparent with all issue and will do its best never be perceived as a special club within the hash.

Your Mismanagement functions to:

  (a) to promote physical fitness amongst its members
  (b) to get rid of weekend hangovers
  (c) to acquire a good thirst and to satisfy it with beer
  (d) to persuade the older members that they are not as old as they feel