Italian-blooded, legally trained, and unapologetically in charge — Audra Gotti-Santana has been running the Vanilla Unicorn with stilettos on and receipts in hand for the past three years. A former lawyer turned nightlife mogul, she blends courtroom precision with club-floor chaos, turning every crisis into a calculated power move. Think mob wife meets executive realness — with better lighting.
PS: If the air smells like Chanel and fear, she’s in the building.

She turns summer bangers, jaw-dropping visuals, and type-a tornado energy into an art form. Her brain runs like a color-coded spreadsheet on espresso, her vibe is like a confetti cannon and she somehow makes chaos look chic. Precision meets pure madness — she’s the undisputed CEO of Get Sh*t Done, Inc.
P.S. If you spot a chunky, designer-wearing rottweiler strutting around like he owns the block, that’s Gunner.
Yes, he is the main character.

99% plastic, 1% air, and 100% unbothered – Nori Ellis is one of the Vanilla Unicorn’s co-owners, a self-proclaimed Twitter menace, Humane Labs superfan, and everyone’s unofficial dad. Loud, silly, and forever stirring the pot, she’s here to keep the VU wild, weird, and wonderfully unhinged – and if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of her alter ego, Norman, making a scene.