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My fat gross cat Miss Utters

Fallow me through my daily various activities I go threw with this damn cat. Your comments, if helpful, are needed. No comments please telling me about how i'm a horrible person or i'm treating her poorly. I have eyes, and a heart, i am a person, i know when i'm being mean and when i'm not. Also, Luna is gen x, participation awards don't mean anything and she's not going to go out of her way thinking about your feelings so only helpful comments please. That being said, I guess i should give you some back story...

   ..Backstory.. Four score and seven years ago our four fathers set forth a new nation, no no thats not right, wrong back story.. Ok, in the beginning of this past summer I had 2 black cats whom i loved and miss very much. Handsome and Kharma. Someone stole them.. OK, end of that part of the story, now enter Miss Utters.. I have a friend who had a friend who's going through home issues and couldn't keep the two cats in his home. I was distraught over my kitties so of course i jumped on the chance to take his for him.  He did warn me that Luna was chewing her belly and had t wear onesies, but he also said she just started doing this behavior when the house issues started. Basically saying she's stressed or its a case of the kitty anxieties and once she's in a good home most likely shed stop. HAHA YEAH RIGHT!. LOL.

   She now chews her leg hairs off, chews through the onesies causing me to have to patch the onesies with Velcro, leather, thicker material .... I've made her suspenders, kitty panties, cute cover up shirt onesies, I've tried little kitty leg warmer's and socks, all from my clothes mind you because amazon onesies every other day are not cheap lol. She's been to the vet twice, had numerous rounds of meds, at one point she was in a cone, for days, she looked miserable, so of course i give in and take it off her and of course then i loose my attentions on her and when i finally get them back on her she's full of puss everywhere..womp me. For a little she was even getting cooked chicken and veggies and rice to eat just to see if she had an allergy.. lol kitty anxieties my ass, she's freaking neurotic.

Stay Tuned..

** If you would like to send Miss Luna Donations for vet bills, clothes, medicine, any special food or lotions, my soon to come crazy cat lady emotional turmoil breakdown, ill leave my cash app here. .. **         

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