New Message between [ShakespeareanSoliloquy,BeeEnjoyer, FoolishHashbrowns]
–SS is online!
–BE is online!
–FH is online!
BE: do u think that bees have feelings
SS: Maybe, perhaps it depends on the bee?
SS: After all, there are some humans who have no feelings, but they are a small minority.
BE: bigger question then
BE: how would i ask a bee
SS: Hm.
SS: I believe that through sheer force of will you would be the one to begin a lasting interspecies bond between humans and bees.
SS: I would not be surprised if FH woke up tomorrow to find that the future had been irreparably altered due to this new interspecies bond.
FH: don’t bring me into this!!
BE: lmao
BE: but the debate abt animals having feelings is honestly kinda interesting tho
BE: like do we just think that they have feelings bc they do stuff we associate with emotions, or do they feel things
SS: It is human nature to superimpose emotions onto things and creatures that simply do not have emotions.
BE: nah im pretty sure that my childhood meowmeow fucking despised me
BE: i was also a super annoying kid tho n would pick that little guy up all the time whether he liked it or not
BE: so i kinda deserved it
BE: im better than that now tho
FH: sure. i’ll believe you.
BE: as you fucking should.
FH: fuck my dads home. i gotta go.
–FH is offline!
SS: I’m curious now, what is your fascination with bees?
BE: i dunno theyre just littel fuzzy guys :0
BE: just chillin and making honey
BE: plus they keep a buncha stuff alive and thats pretty sick nasty
BE: maybe if videogame design doesnt work out ill be a beekeeper or something
BE: pretty sure u dont need a college education for that
BE: plus they just got added to minecraft somewhat recently
BE: by recently i mean three years ago
BE: and theyre really cute
SS: You should consider yourself lucky that Minecraft isn’t something that piques my interest, since you have a habit of telling me about features that have yet to be released in 2013.
SS: Since it’s a rather inconsequential thing, I don’t think it matters.
SS: But I must remind you that you have the power to impact your present/my future.
BE: i know
BE: its not like accidentally spoiling an update to a videogame that you dont even play would alter time at all
BE: so could you chill out
BE: please
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SS: Fuck.
–SS is offline!
–FH is online!
FH: yeah, that was kinda uncalled for, SS
–SS is online!
SS: I know, I’m simply concerned that if we get too comfortable sharing details from the future, then time could be altered significantly due to our own negligence.
FH: and somehow, you’re the only one not affected by this, considering the fact that you’re all the way back in 2013.
SS: …
FH: that’s what i thought.
SS: I feel that i owe several apologies.
FH: i cant believe that i, foolish hashbrown am the one talking sense into you.
–BE is online!
BE: hello fh
BE: im not talking to ss until they say theyre sorry
SS: I’m sorry.
SS: I took my worries too far, and as a result made you feel unhappy and unappreciated. That was unfair of me, and I hope you can forgive this blunder of mine.
BE: hmmm
BE: on one condition
SS: Yes?
– BE is offline!
SS: Oh dear, have I done something wrong?
New Message between [SoupySounds,BeeEnjoyer, FoolishHashbrown]
SS: I see.
SS: After yesterday's shenanigans, I truly should have seen this coming.
SS: I accept my soupy title for the name of friendship and forgiveness.
BE: apology accepted :]
SS: Thank goodness, I do rather appreciate your friendship.
FH: BE, why do all your username ideas revolve around food
BE: first of all, soupy is an adjective you bitch
BE: second of all because im making soup
BE: its gonna be cream of mushroom soup and it will be delicious
SS: Can we go back to soupy being an adjective, please?
BE: youre telling me youve never felt soupy
SS: No, I can’t say I have.
BE: fh back me up here
FH: i have felt so soupy before.
BE: see
SS: Would you be inclined to explain this ‘soupy’ emotion to me?
BE: bro how do u even describe soupy
BE: its just
BE: soupy
FH: it's like that weird empty feeling you get sometimes when it feels like someone stirred your brian one too many times and you're all disconnected from reality.
SS: I’m not a professional, but that sounds like depression, FH.
FH: well fuck!
BE: hehe brian
FH: fuck!
FH: my spellcheck doesn’t wrok and i type too fast for this shit!
BE: lmao
FH: i hate this stupid program for blockng my spellcheck!!
BE: wait so u do all your punctuation on purpose
FH: yeah?
BE: lame
FH: at least you know when im saying ‘it is’ versus ‘it’s’ instead of just guessing each time!!
BE: possessives can suck it
SS: I will teach you both the importance of proper grammar if it’s the last thing that I do!
–BE is offline!
–FH is offline!
SS: Are you kidding me?
SS: It’s like you two are allergic to grammar or something.
SS: How you both passed your respective language arts classes is a mystery to me.
–BE is online!
BE: oh i didnt rlly pass those lmao
BE: i think i always ended with like the lowest passing grade or something
BE: a 61 is like
BE: an emotional failure or something
BE: and even then i had to gravel a bit 4 it
BE: fuck
BE: grovel
BE: the 1 time i try 2 use a cool word i spell it wrong
BE: dont fucking say anything fh
BE: i havent forgot hasbrowns
SS: …
BE: its ok u can agree with me
SS: I don’t want to judge you on your life choices, but that is rather unfortunate.
BE: to be fair most of my english teachers have been total assmunchers
—FH is online!
FH: assmuncher is not my favorite inslut you’ve used if i’m honest.
BE: hehe inslut
FH: fuck!
SS: I can relate to having a godawful English teacher.
SS: My English teacher refuses to acknowledge any of the blatant misogyny that came with Shakespeare’s works, instead making an argument that it was simply ‘the way things were’ and not allowing for any debate or expressing discomfort around that subject.
SS: While I enjoy Shakespeare’s works, it is important to address some of the harmful patterns that came about with his female characters, and come to an understanding within the classroom that this behavior towards women is not at all acceptable and should be frowned upon.
SS: It is possible, of course, to enjoy a literary work without condoning an authors bigoted actions.
SS: But only when those actions are acknowledged.
BE: fuck that guy
FH: agreed, fuck that guy.
SS: I confronted him about this behavior after class one day.
SS: I ended up getting somewhat off topic by implying that his wife didn’t actually love him due to his blatant misogyny.
FH: jesus.
BE: lmao get his ass
SS: He didn’t give me detention. I think he was worried I would take my complaints to his superiors.
SS: So, needless to say, I won.
SS: I do still adore Shakespeare’s works, I must clarify.
SS: I just get fed up with his incredibly docile female characters that he enjoys writing so much every so often.
SS: While he does have characters who break that mold, many of them follow the same pattern that gets on my nerves after a while.
FH: i feel like it's a testament to your enjoyment of his works that you’re able to point out the flaws in it.
SS: Maybe.
SS: :)
BE: my english teacher asked me if everything was okay at home lmao
SS: Pardon?
BE: she asked us to write about a personal moment that shaped us as a person
SS: I see.
BE: i turned it in like 2 months late and then wrote abt my fucked up mom lmao
SS: Ah.
SS: That would do it.
BE: lmao she called my brother and everything
BE: and he was like
BE: yea everythings fine
BE: it was super awkward tho considering she was also my brothers hs english teacher
FH: your brother’s your legal guardian?
BE: yea hes really cool
BE: hes a paleontologist lmao
FH: that’s really fucking cool!!
SS: On the topic of English classes, I do have a reflection paper that I’ve put off writing for too long.
SS: So I’m afraid I must leave for now.
–SS is offline!
BE: bye!
FH: good luck on your essay!
BE: …
FH: you’re going to ask me if i want to hear about the game you’re working on, right?
BE: yea
FH: absolutely. tell me everything!!
BE: !!
BE: im working on it with someone else, since its sorta big
BE: its an rpg
BE: you guys have rpgs in the future right
FH: in the distant year of 2050, the art of RPGs have been lost on humanity.
FH: woe is this pitiful existence of mine.
FH: of course we have rpgs
FH: :D
BE: its about a dimension hopping ghost hunter
BE: the world building might be my favorite part honestly
BE: bc its set up like some video game servers
BE: like a bunch of worlds that are related to each other but dont exist as one entirety
BE: like little miniworlds
FH: that’s really cool!!
BE: and this ghost hunter is like
BE: running around solving ghost related problems before realizing a pattern between them
BE: n by discovering that pattern they go to the cause of those ghost related shenanigans
BE: and theres like a cool boss fight and things
FH: i’m a big fan of mixing genres like that!!
FH: its always interesting to see how people merge them together!!
FH: i dunno if it’d be possible, but when you finish, let me know,
FH: i wanna see if i could play it.
FH: but i don't wanna try now in case i spoil something about it!
BE: maybe, but you’d have to promise not to look me up in the future
BE: cuz thatd sure cause some other issues
FH: i didn’t think about that :(
BE: maybe i can figure out a way >:3c
FH: if anyone could it’d be you.
FH: it’s getting really late, i’m gonna go to sleep.
FH: talk to you tomorrow!
BE: bye :]
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