New Message between [SoupySounds,BeeEnjoyer, FishingHangouts]
–FH is online!
FH: i'm sorry!
–BE is online!
–SS is online!
FH: i was so dramatic yesterday and made you upset!!!
BE: u dont have to apologize for making me feel a negative emotion
BE: honestly
BE: ur ok
SS: Agreed. Neither of us are upset at you.
FH: it'd be easier if you were!!
SS: Pardon?
FH: i can deal with people being mad at me, but i can't deal with like,
FH: genuine sincerity?
BE: well uv got another thing coming
BE: bc the genuine sincerity doesnt go away
BE: and if u want to talk abt anything were both here
BE: not just rn but also whenever
BE: right ss
SS: Absolutely. I meant what I said.
BE: we can also go back to inane banter if u want
BE: whatever helps
FH: theres just not much to talk about
FH: i would move out of home if i could but i can't afford it because my dad won't let me get a job! i can't exactly go anywhere without him taking me because he never let me get a license! and now i can't get a license bc i don't have a job!
SS: It sounds like your father had done everything in his power to make you dependant on him. Is there anyone you could reach out to for help?
FH: no because he won't let me see any friends, ever! and he still reads my texts!!
BE: alright thats it
SS: ?
FH: ?
BE: im gonna do one of 2 things
BE: invent time travel
BE: or figure out what ur address / name is so as an old lady i can come kick ur dads ass when the time comes
BE: time travel might b easier tbh
FH: you'd only be in your forties, so you wouldn't be too old.
FH: but my dads also a cop?
FH: so u might get shot idk?
BE: of course hes a fucking cop
FH: ?
BE: at least in 2022 theres been a few studies done abt how like
BE: a good number of cops r some form of abuser
FH: ???
BE: yea its really fucked
BE: ive got time tho
BE: ill be a martial arts master by the time im 40 just so i can kick his ass
FH: why is that weirdly comforting?
BE: because i care abt u
FH: oh
BE: :3
SS: I'm sorry we can't be of any quantifiable help.
BE: speak for urself im gonna beat his dad up in 28 yrs
FH: nah, i'm feeling a bit better. :^]
BE: fuck yes
SS: If you would like some good news:
BE: oh?
FH: ?
SS: I adopted a meowmeow yesterday. It didn't seem quite appropriate to mention it earlier.
BE: oh FUCK yea
FH: !!!
SS: He is a gray and fluffy cat named ******. He has a squished face and I love him.
SS: Interesting that it chose to censor that word now.
SS: If you're curious, his name is a word meaning 'a loose aggregation of small water-worn or pounded stones.'
BE: it definitely didnt censor that b4
BE: hold on
BE: bc i know i remember trying 2 say grovel and saying ****** instead
BE: and it let me say it
BE: but it doesnt now
SS: Not since it has become a relevant name.
FH: sorry if i’m being dumb but why’s that importatn?
SS: Because that means that this program is somehow being updated with details pertaining to probably all three of our personal lives. This would mean that in some form, we are being observed.
BE: either that or it takes if i say for example ‘his name is egg’
BE: and takes the last word after ‘is’ and adds it to the name list
BE: egg
BE: well there goes that theory
SS: I’m now rather deeply unsettled.
FH: same!!
BE: i really need 2 find the code for the name censoring thing
BE: but ive been looking and havent found shit
BE: god that just ruined the whole mood huh
SS: Unfortunately.
SS: It may still be in our best interest to continue using this program. I have been having this suspicion that this isn’t merely a mistake in the universe, and is instead something far larger than any of us can fully understand. Whatever that may be, I don’t know. What I do know is that whatever that may be, we will likely have no choice but to be a part of it.
SS: Also, I would be lonely without you both.
FH: if someone’s watching all of us, would they stop watching us just cuz we stopped using the program?
BE: ive decided that ill fucking crack this thing
BE: or so help me god
BE: i dont know what that entails but im gonna figure it out
BE: and if that um
BE: if that ends everything and then we just go back to our normal lives without each other then im sorry
SS: Whatever happens won’t be your fault, in my eyes at least.
FH: same.
BE: im gonna go try my hand at finding the other half of this program
BE: cya
–BE is offline!
FH: don’t work too hard!
SS: Agreed. There’s no time constraint, so don’t push yourself.
FH: is he cute
SS: My meowmeow?
FH: yes.
SS: Very. He’s blind, and has been accustoming himself with my furniture by unceremoniously bumping into it. I love him dearly.
FH: is he tiny?
SS: He’s relatively normal sized as a full adult.
SS: He is also rather needy, and likes to have my attention. I’m grateful it’s the weekend, as I don’t know what I’ll do when I have to leave him alone for the day. He’ll be alright, but I hope he won’t get lonely.
FH: sneak him into school. i believe in you!
SS: he enjoys meowing very loudly, I don’t think he could be sneaky if he tried.
FH: :^[
SS: BE was right, and he has alleviated some of my loneliness. It’s rather comforting to have a companion in this empty house.
FH: :^]
SS: He has decided that he enjoys sitting in my lap, and I’ve accepted that there will always be fur on my clothes.
FH: a small price to pay for meowmeow.
SS: I’ve taken so many pictures of him, but I have nobody to share it with.
SS: I’ve considered starting a social media page for him.
FH: you would!
SS: I also hear back from a college I applied to this weekend, and I am trying very hard not to think about it.
FH: what do you wanna go to school for?
SS: I would like to be an English Major. I don’t know what I would do with it though.
FH: i bet you’ll get in!
SS: Thank you. BD
FH: i think i’m going to try and get a job to move out this summer.
FH: i um. didn’t apply for college anywhere.
SS: If I may ask, why not?
FH: i’m broke and couldn’t even pay the fee to apply and my dad wouldn’t pay for it.
SS: What the fuck does he expect you to do?
FH: i don’t know!
FH: i’m gonna try to get enough money to move out, and figure out a way to make friends irl too.
SS: I’m glad you’re going to try your hand at independence. I’m sorry you’ll have to work so hard to get something that others have been handed.
FH: it’s scary but i think i should at least try and stop being scared!
SS: BD
FH: i don’t know what i’m gonna do about college though. you kinda need a degree in order to get a job you can actually live off of, but i need to move out first! i’m thinking that i'm gonna end up at community college, but that’s not exactly free!
SS: Perhaps there’s a financial aid program you can apply for when the time comes?
FH: yea, but i’m kinda getting ahead of myself.
FH: i’m gonna look for available jobs on monday after school i think.
FH: maybe i’ll get good at sneaking out! :^]
SS: When do you get ungrounded?
FH: next week.
FH: so i could schedule an interview after next week probably.
FH: i’ll have to find somewhere i can walk to though, since my dad’s not going to drive me.
SS: I wish you the best of luck.
FH: i hope everythng goes okay. i kinda need it to haha.
FH: besides the meowmeow, has anything been going on?
SS: I got asked to prom.
FH: !?
SS: As a joke, but I think I got the last laugh.
FH: oh!?
SS: It went something like this:
SS: A guy approached me and was trailed by a group of his friends. He asked me if I wanted to go to prom with him between laughs.
SS: I said ‘I didn’t think you were gay.’
SS: To which he said, ‘I’m not. It’s a fucking joke, you idiot.’
SS: And to that, I said: ‘You may not be gay, but your mother is.’
SS: I think I rendered him speechless, because he turned red and walked away.
FH: oh??? my???? god???
FH: i didn’t think you’d make your mom jokes??
SS: Usually, I don’t. However, he deserved it.
FH: :^]
SS: As BE would say: gottem.
–BE is online!
BE: i havent found shit
BE: oh my god
BE: ss u made a ur mom gay joke
BE: im so proud
BE: :,3
SS: If I had less fucks to give, I would do an ironic prom-posal to his mother.
SS: But I have a feeling the irony would be lost on my audience.
BE: that would be so fucking funny oh my god
FH: guys it’s so ***** outside!
FH: why’d it censor that? that’s not…?
BE: :?
FH: there is a lot of sun.
FH: for some reason it wont let me say *****?
BE: weird
FH: sorry lmao i got so off topic.
BE: bro we were takling about ironically taking some1s mom 2 prom
BE: the weather is a much better topic lmao
BE: i cant wait for vacation
BE: its gonna be so fucking warm bro
FH: me and ss were talking about college, and i know you don’t graduate this year, but what do you wanna go to college for?
BE: computer science probably
BE: or video game design
BE: the thing is that most pple who do compsci r like engineers and im some gal who has never touched a 3d printer or anything lmao
BE: im literally gonna get owned by pple who r so much smarter than me lmao
SS: You’re plenty smart.
BE: not in the like
BE: sounding smart department
BE: idk if that makes sense
BE: but i just run my mouth about whatever nonsense i think abt instead of trying 2 sound smart n like i know literally anything
FH: i think that makes you smarter because you’re not concerned with people thinking you’re smart or not.
FH: people who make sure you know they’re smart are usually not as smart as they say they are, or just as smart as they say they are but so horribly unbearable that their intelligence doesn’t matter!
BE: some of its definitely bc a lot of people who r framed as super smart like
BE: dont have adhd
BE: it sounds so dumb lmao
BE: but the portrayal of adhd pple as being dumb really gets 2 me sometimes lmao
BE: bitches really go ‘adhd is when dumb’ and everyone just nods along lmao
BE: cuz it took a long time 4 me to even think that mayhaps i was smart
BE: much less be like
BE: ok with thinking of myself as intelligent
FH: thats so unfair!
BE: yea well i know im smart as shit now >:3c
BE: not just any1 could make sense of this bs code
SS: That’s true! From what you describe, it sounds like an absolute nightmare!
BE: ive been trying 2 save all the segments i find and fix the styling so i can fully understand them lmao
BE: bc i have a theory that maybe the location of the rest of the code might b somewhere in the code
BE: it might b dumb but i should try 2 undersand the code anyway
FH: undersand
BE: u wanna go mate
BE: ill change ur name 2 something even stupider
FH: >:^[
BE: thats what i thought >:3c
SS: I fear the day that I make a typo.
BE: yea thats fair
SS: I’m in danger.
BE: did
BE: did u just meme a bit
SS: ?
BE: hold on lemme look something up
–BE is offline!
–BE is online!
BE: no u didnt
BE: bc that meme hasnt even aired yet
BE: damn
BE: ask me abt that next year
SS: I’ll set myself a reminder.
BE: fuck yeah
BE: ive decided
BE: i should change my username
BE: suggestions pls
FH: big egg.
BE: no<3
FH: bee eater.
BE: fh is banned from making suggestions.
SS: Consider: Bastard Egg.
BE: i am no longer taking suggestions.
BE: i will stay as bee enjoyer
FH: rude!
BE: >:3c
BE: im gonna go fuck around w the code some more
BE: idk why its so fun lately
BE: but its just the vibe
FH: ok! have fun!
SS: I think I might also go. I’ve been reading Shakespeare to ******. I think he enjoys it.
BE: of course he does
BE: nerd meowmeow (affectionate)
–BE is offline!
–SS is offline!
–FH is offline!