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Mailalyza Bin Nuk'd Bi Nourth Korea

This is where Kim Jong Fun lives...

His half brother was killed on the other side of the world, known as Malaysia. HE DIEDED BIE POYIZINUYING

I am a total Cheese Head.

Here is the declaration of CheeseShip!

KIM JONG UN THREATENS MURICA WITH TRACTORS

"We will slit open the throat of the American Eagle!" decreed the dictator of DPRK.

"Too late." said President Trump.

Our Great Gloroius Leader Kim Jong Un has finally found love. The $1.7 million US Dollar date put a damper on the treasury of this gloroius nation, but Kim himself said that "those 100 thousand starving do not need food anyways." More on this story as it develops.