Army

Her Majesty's Royal Armed Forces has active since 22 September 2024, however reformed since 22 April 2025. It is comprised of Nerf guns, makeshift spears and swords, and shields. It is also comprised of about ten people, all of which defend the nation. All who come into the army receive the Order of Burgerwehr, which in German is for "militia". The army is very historical, having wars with the War of Olandia, the brief War of Fesenden, the Fromainian Crisis of 2024, the brief First Loaforian coup'de'tat, the Neutrality Crisis (commonly referred to when Gooberville broke the alliance with Tortamland), and more. Due to the Crisis of Insufficiens, the marshall of the military has not been elected. Please email tortamland.gov@gmail.com in order to request a rank.

Her Majesty's Royal Armed Forces is currently divided up into divisions and subdivisions. The First Division is the Canine Calvary, which includes HM Lumi I, Her Baronry Astraea I, and Crown Princess of Lōkahi Ankha I. Leaders of this division is Lord Archduke Ezra I and Prime Minister and Lord Protector Daemon I.

The second division is the 1st Infantry, which usually uses ground vehicles to attack. Water rockets are commonly used as missiles, and attack.

The third division is the Queen's Grenadiers, who is only a personal guard of the Queen.

More divisions are currently being created. The Right Honorable John I is the current Chief of Staff.