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Lead singer, guitar, autoharp, harmonica, piano, producer, head songwriter
Italian-American
Married (to Ellen)
Drums, miscellaneous percussion
Irish-American
Single
Bass guitar
Single
Keyboards—Organ
Currently on leave
Scottish-American
Married (to Ian)
"I get by with a little help from my friends..."
Works at Ray's Pizza
Producer (Two tracks on One More for the Road)
Slim's brother
Producer, contributing songwriter (Out and About)
"The Fun Diva"
Guitar (Caplets Gill Us)
Closet straight
Keyboards—Synthesizer (Caplets Gill Us)
Non-binary alien shapeshifter
Keyboards—Mellotron (Caplets Gill Us)
Pure boi
Melodica
(Caplets Gill Us)
"If you grew up living with girls kissing other girls all the time, you'd get bored too."
Mother
Head of the Lesbian Feminist Union (Local 1)
Father
Friends and foes from the record company and beyond
Former Music Supervisor; Responsible for demanding a bass player for TPEG
Scientist; Helped create Tina
"Sea Base" underwater photographer
Ian's mother