Lost Objects

A doctor from the local mental hospital comes to the police staion and filled out a complaint: "A madman escaped our mental hospital!" "ok," answered the police man. "how does he look like?" the doctor answered, "he's a giant 20 centimeters tall, he weighs 200 pounds, very skinny, he runs super fast, and is slow as a turtle." the police man stopped. "how could that be?!" the doctor replied, " i told you, he's a madman...."

I lost my wallet that had 500 dollars, so i said: "however gives me back my wallet gets 50 dollars!" and then someone else scram, "and i'll give 100 dollars!"

in a small town in ireland, a person was murdered. the police came quickly to investigate. to confirm who the body belonged to, they asked someone: "give us a sign!" the man responded: "he was stuttering...." the police became angry.. "that is no sign! many people stutter!"