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The Shittiest Debacle
The Shittiest Debacle
March 11th, 2020
Yesterday I pooped my pants.
Yesterday I pooped my pants.
This is a phrase I never thought I'd have a need to say... But it is the truth. I was just minding my own business in the kitchen having just finished a very delicious bowl of macaroni and cheese. I stood up from the table and had a very sudden, important urge to fart.
This is a phrase I never thought I'd have a need to say... But it is the truth. I was just minding my own business in the kitchen having just finished a very delicious bowl of macaroni and cheese. I stood up from the table and had a very sudden, important urge to fart.
Now my roommate Meghan was right upstairs and I could tell this was gonna be a big one, so I wanted to make it silent (You know, the spreadage of the buttocks to silence the trumpet.).
Now my roommate Meghan was right upstairs and I could tell this was gonna be a big one, so I wanted to make it silent (You know, the spreadage of the buttocks to silence the trumpet.).
....But that was not Gods plan for me.
....But that was not Gods plan for me.
Instead a diahhreal sludge graced my pants and I was shook to me core.
Instead a diahhreal sludge graced my pants and I was shook to me core.
I did a sort of penguin run up the stairs, quickly grabbed a random assortment of clothes and waddle-ran to the bathroom.
I did a sort of penguin run up the stairs, quickly grabbed a random assortment of clothes and waddle-ran to the bathroom.
Of course I had to pass Meghan on the way who was busy with the mirror. I took a second to come up with a strategy.
Of course I had to pass Meghan on the way who was busy with the mirror. I took a second to come up with a strategy.
Fortunately she was pretty focused with the mirror and took no notice to me at all.
Fortunately she was pretty focused with the mirror and took no notice to me at all.
All was well.
All was well.
Mostly.
Mostly.
So yep! That's it! That's the story
So yep! That's it! That's the story
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