Welcome to the only venue in Ottawa where the "Green Room" is actually just the grass and the "VIP Section" is wherever you put your lawn chair. Here is what you can expect from a visit to 11 Owlshead Road.

1. World-Class Security Our Head of Security is the Tin Man. He stands 2 feet tall, is made entirely of recycled metal, and has never lost a fight. He doesn’t say much, but his "silent judgment" keeps everyone in line. If you want to get on his good side, compliment his shine. 

2. "Industrial Chic" Decor Design magazines call it "rustic." We call it "Jason built this." Our interior design philosophy is simple: If it fits in the shed, it belongs on the wall. The ambiance is a carefully curated mix of Blues Club and Hardware Store. 

4. The "Inaugural" Loophole We are the home of the "Annual Inaugural" festival. Why? Because we refuse to acknowledge the passage of time. Every year is the first year. If you get confused, just grab a drink and nod. 

5. Exclusive Catering Our menu is an avant-garde concept known as "Whatever You Brought + Whatever We Burned on the Grill." It’s a culinary adventure. We highly recommend the chips. 

6. The Dress Code We enforce a strict dress code: Clothes are required. Shoes are optional after 8:00 PM. If you show up in a suit, we will assume you are the tax man and hide the potato salad.