why you should give me your money

you should give me all of your money.

here is why:

  1. i'm really cool

  2. i deserve it

  3. i need to buy microphone and other various items

  4. if you give me all of your money, i might draw you something in ms paint (examples below)

5. i probably won't draw you anything but please give it to me anyway

6. i have really good manners

7. please

8. i no longer need money for a microphone

10. i now have more important things to buy which i cant tell you about because its none of your business

11. ill tell you if you give me money