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This week, Doctor Who has taken Jo to the future, to meet these green alien guys. They are called Draconians, and they sure know how to dress. Look at those shoulder pads! They must be constantly taking each others' eyes out.
Doctor Who goes "Hello, I am in charge, please take me to your Emperor and bring me a platter of cold meats."
The Draconians were going to kill him for being a spy, but he is super confident, so they just do as he says.
Meanwhile this Draconian guy has gone to see the President of Earth, who is a woman, because it is the future and that's allowed now.
He is saying, "Shall we have a war with each other, with spaceships and lasers?" She is saying, "No, let's stay in."
The man looking out of the window is thinking, "Boring. If I was in charge, we would have a war with spaceships and lasers every day. It would be ace."
Soon, Ogrons attack! You may or may not remember the Ogrons from the story where the Daleks have conquered the Earth in the future, but insist on going back into the past to extra-conquer it, because they are jerks.
These Ogrons are having an amazing time. They are charging about in a car park, doing villain stuff. The one on the left looks like he's going to murder everyone he meets today, starting right now, and starting with us.
The other one is less bothered about murder. He's thinking, "Here we go again, with the murder." But he knows it will make his friend happy, and that's something, at least.
Everyone is convinced that Doctor Who is a spy, so they put him in this machine. It is meant to be reading his mind, so everyone will find out what kind of spy he is.
Instead it rather looks like he is being played really loud experimental rock while, at the same time, going through an argument he had with the Master in his head, and thinking of clever retorts he should have said.
Speaking of The Master, here he is! He wants to know if Jo wants to come and play with him in his spaceship.
She is not convinced. The Master is wearing an extra stupid anorak thing, and also he keeps trying to murder everyone. But on the other hand, it is something to do.
One of the best things about The Master is that, no matter the adventure, he always makes room for some me-time.
Here we see him reading a book about aliens invading Earth.
He's probably thinking, "Yeah, it's alright for you - you haven't got Doctor Who ruining it all by blowing things up and calling you Stupid Beardy Loser Face."
At some point, the Draconians capture Doctor Who and The Master. That guy on the right is the Emperor, I think. He's asking them to explain the plot.
He's right to do so - this story is quite nuanced and it's not entirely clear who the bad guys are. Also, I've almost definitely got some of the events in the wrong order.
Doctor Who and The Master then spend quite some time saying things like, "The Master started it," and "It was Doctor Who's idea," and "Why aren't the Ogrons in trouble as well? They were using guns and everything."
The Master runs off, and so Doctor Who teams up with the Draconians and the Earth guys to go find him.
The Draconian is looking at the Earth guy's hat, and Doctor Who's wizard cape, and thinking, "These people are very embarrassing. I am never going to tell anyone I went on this stupid mission. In fact, I hope we die."
To everyone's delight, the Daleks turn up. They appear at the top of this cliff, shouting, "IT IS US! AMAZING SURPRISE! DANCE WITH EXCITEMENT!"
The one on the right looks a little less confident, though. He's just thinking, "We are very close to the edge of this cliff, and I don't have a very clear sense of where I am, spatially, what with seeing through this eyestalk thing."
There is then a lot of running around, which results in Doctor Who getting hurt and The Master disappearing. The Daleks run off, so they can get to their next story early. It is all about them, and they are super excited.
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