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This story is great. It's very colourful and has some crazy old ideas going on.
For example. We meet this lady, who I think is called Shirna. Her job is to go to planets and do a special dance. Then, when people look at her and say, "What's going on with the dance and the trousers and frankly all your fashion choices?" she says, "Please play with my computer. It has tiny people inside. Five pounds please."
These are the guys who live on the planet. They are wondering if they want to play with Shirna's computer, and see the tiny people inside it.
I don't think they will. They are super grey, which suggests that they are awful people who hate colour, fun and weird stuff happening.
They are not going to enjoy this story.
Meanwhile, Doctor Who and Jo have arrived on a boat. For a while, you think, "Well, they have landed in the wrong story. This is not the same at all."
Soon, a massive hand with badly manicured nails steals the TARDIS.
Doctor Who and Jo react by looking on with mild interest, as if they're watching some mid-price fireworks.
The giant hand turns out to belong to these guys. The TARDIS was inside their computer, you see.
Everyone is amazed, though it's not clear why. They've got a magic computer that shrinks things and keeps them inside it for you to look at - surely this happens a lot?
The guy with the ridiculous hat is called Vorg. He's either Shirna's boss, or lover, or both. It's never made clear.
They certainly share the same terrible dress sense, and I'm assuming no-one else would have them on this basis, so let's assume lovers.
Doctor Who and Jo run around inside the computer for a bit. They are still tiny, you see.
It's a very beautiful computer, and lots of fun to run about in. They are thinking, "Maybe we could live here. No-one would ever be able to find us to make us do work, and the wallpaper is great!"
However, soon Doctor Who and Jo run into this guy. He's a Drashig. And he's delighted to be a Drashig.
"Raaar!" he goes. He lives inside the computer as well, and clearly loves it.
Later, he is joined by some of his mates. They appear to have been drinking for quite some time, and are having a smashing afternoon. Well the two on the left are, anyway.
The one on the right does not understand what is happening, but wants to be involved.
He's just randomly shouting, "Yeah!" and "I think that too!" and trying to join in the singing.
The Drashigs escape into the computer, and completely take over the story. They go rampaging all over the place.
This one has broken into the bit of the computer where the boat lives. This guy is attacking him with a machine gun! Get off my boat, you giant monster!
This is the greatest story ever.
The grey guys realise that the story is completely out of their control.
The one on the left is shouting, "Why is the place suddenly full of computers with tiny people and monsters inside, and vagrants in awful clothes dancing about on the outside?"
The one in the middle doesn't know, and just wants to cry, and actually maybe is crying.
The story ends when a Drashig jumps out of the computer, and goes all big, and eats some of the grey guys.
He is delighted, and starts shouting into the camera. "Tune in next week for more fun adventures with the Drashigs!"
I don't know what's happened to Doctor Who. He can't have gone - there's his TARDIS. Oh well. I'm sure he'll turn up eventually and claim complete victory over everyone and demand some cheese.
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