My name's Chris. I'm a self-taught artist, indie musician, and retro game enthusiast whose brain runs on nostalgia and a longing for simpler times with lower resolution televisions. This website is my digital playground, my love for old media, S-Class puns, and anything that sparks my creative fire is unleashed.
What to expect:
A fans view on retro gaming. Remember those games with terrible controls and nonsensical storylines? Yeah, all the Youtuber favorites. I don't talk about them over here. There's enough people on the internet trying to be Angry Nintnedo Nerds. I rather take the Seanbaby approach and just have fun with the shit I like. Mostly what I like was Sega adjacent, so there's plenty good to discuss.
DIY art from the soul. My digital art will never be geared toward perfect lines or realism. Fundamentals are cool. I've got no issue with following a template that works. Art is all about creating new things. So a distinct aesthetic that serves my purpose will always be my goal above all else.
Hip-hop with connections. There's nothing to stop the beat of your own drum. My music is a love letter to old school boom bap, with rhymes inspired by wrestling, games, and whatever else my brain cooks up. There's a narrative that connects each album through the game dev projects and comics I create.
But be warned:
This is a one-man show. I've got no forums. Never liked chat rooms. It's just me, my keyboard, and a un-fuck-wittable sense of humor. Think of it as a one-way street where I throw out my creative wrench and you, dear reader, get to catch it (or dodge it, but this ain't that one movie so you'll probably get knocked up side the head for trying).
Expect the unexpected. This website is a chaotic vortex of creativity, where a rant about the merits of Sega Genesis sound chips could lead to a philosophical treatise on the existential angst of Pac-Man.Think about it; Why else would Pac-Attack exist?
So look around the site, give the music a listen, discover some old games should have rented from FuncoLand or  Blockbuster  growing up, and try not to run into the SkiFree Yeti because he's definitely around here somewhere.
P.S. If you have fun and survive the onslaught, feel free to launch some bread bombs my way. 🥖Â
There's people on social video sites who don't have 1/16th of my personality, and yet they eat real well off donations. I'm never the cat who wanted to compete with anybody, but I wouldn't be mad if the people who like me wanted to compete with the people who liked them. 👀
~Christopher Jones