You stroke her to the edges and finger her roughly for lethal discharge
AR-15 is bae
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That is the day Shirou held his first rifle.
Through his father's connections during his day as an assassin, they booked a flight to America to buy guns for him in preparation for the upcoming war in Fuyuki.
Why America?
Because, evidently, America. It's history of freedom and gun control speaks for itself.
It quite surprised him that a large number of Magus had assumed Kiritsugu buy his gun from England considering how it is banned there
"Well son, how does it feel like?"
He could feel the high noon sunlight shining down on their form. The 10 year old Shirou has a cap on, covering his recognizable red hair while sweats dribbled down his face
Kiritsugu, meanwhile, is drinking beer with his shades on. Even when standing in one place, the man is sweating heavily from the fatigue
"It's pretty heavy, dad" He adjusted his grip "Shouldn't we start with something lighter, say, a pistol?"
A pistol can easily be concealed in public. In return for the low firepower it has - excluding a certain Magnum - it can prove more dependable at close range
The object in his hand weighed as heavy as a blood hound. Kiritsugu in return merely instructed him to use Reinforcement on his arm and hold them
"We'll get to that later"
Is his only answer. Suffice to say their priorities differ by quite a lot
"Assault rifles are the most versatile type of firearm, especially with those that allows for customization" The man explained "Their muzzle velocity reaches over 900m/s upon ignition. In an ideal situation, they could even pierce through a block of metal. Rifles are dependable enough not to run out of ammunitions in a battle, so learning them is essential for your first step of firing a gun"
"You're saying if I can learn how to fire this thing, I will have an easier time learning the other?"
"Basically"
Shirou mulled over it
Assault rifles, in general, are average
Their firing rate cannot match an Uzi
Their firepower is inferior to that of a sniper
Their ammo capacity is lower than an LMG
It would not be an exaggeration to say that they are unspecialized firearms. In other words, a jack-of-all-trades in the world of guns
Yet when observed from another perspective, they excel on all fronts just as much as they are lacking in them. By being average, they have actually became the best firearm there is out there - easily being the one with the most variety in designs
He inspected his gun. It was an AR-15 with minimal customization aside from the Ahegao face painted on it
AR-15 is a favorite to the people here due to its overwhelming versatility, possessing a balance between weight, accuracy, power, and many more factors, the fact that it can be heavily modded is only icing on the cake
"I'll buy whatever gun you choose. Only know that it'll be in your care for the next ten years"
So whatever he choose, he would have to stick with it until the end?
Might as well, "waifu for laifu" after all
"I trust you, AR15-chan"
"The question is, do you trust me?"
A swordman must have trust in his blade. A gunman must have trust in his firearm. What kind of child would he be is Shirou have doubt about their ability?
Raising the rifle, Shirou pressed the trigger
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"Gah!"
The bullet hit Shinji squared in the chest
Metal casing clattered on the ground. The shot fired echoed across the empty cafeteria that has been full of people before
It was a straight shot, made at a range of 8.3 meters with insignificant wind factor. By all means, the bullet should have penetrated throuth his chest, twisting up the organs from inside, before emerging out from his back with a dead body left behind. A lethal wohnd, if nothing else
He had planned it to the tee. Take down Kuzuki and Shinji before they could call their Servant. Knowing the seaweed head he would be too arrogant to actually suspect anything
However, the bullet did not make contact
Rather, it was destroyed before it could pierce through his chest. Without hesitation Shirou fired a second time
Naturally, it was a slight miscalculation on his part that Shinji, incompetent as he may be, is also a Master
The second bullet was deflected midair as a shadow blurred past the Matou, closing the distance between them and Shirou within half a blink. Shirou's eyes narrowed
That impressive speed, coupled with the small gleaming chains and daggers in her hand, as well as those bouncy assets wrapped in tight leather outfit, it led him to a conclusion
This Servant is of the "BDSM" class. It is unknown if she is an S or M. She is fast either way, and a fast Servant is the most dangerous kind of opponent for him.
He moved in conjunction with her movement, aiming to intercept her imminent attack
An average Magus would not be able to keep up with a Servant, who are enhanced in all aspects, even at their strongest
But Shirou already smoked weed beforehand
His brain experience another wave of intoxication. With his though process accelerated 3.2 times beyond it's normal processing limit, it woukd appear the Servant is moving at average speed toward him
[Reinforcement]
[Time Alter: Double Accel]
One to enhance his limb to their limit, the other to control the flow of time to his favor
In a burst of speed, he dodged the dagger aimed at his head and dashed at Shinji
The rifle was discarded to the side in favor of mobility. He pulled out a knife and aimed it at Shinji's heart. By calculation, the momentum from his sprint would ensure a lethal wound upon contact
Shirou's instinct flared out once again. Warnings flashed through his mind as the Servant threw the chain dagger at him from behind
[Time Alter: Triple Accel]
Time slowed down even more as he wade through the illusionary Bounded Field, evading the fast projectile by inches
To fight an enemy Master and Servant by yourself is idiotic
Slashing through the chain, he pulled upon it to bring the Servant closer to him. A grenade was already in his hand
Shirou's first trump card, the [Weed Grenade], was chucked right at her face
During the Fourth holy Grail War, this grenade is a distinctive item made by an average Magus who fought against Kiritsugu and his Servant
Made from mixing various concotion together, the weapon combine firepower, area destruction, and an absolute degree of crowd control on their surrounding. The application of magical resistance theory on a practical scale is its main function, serving as an effective weapon against Servant despite their boosted vitality
[Time Alter: Release]
Shirou dashed out of the explosion radius
The grenade accelerated midair, crashing unto BDSM's face with the force of a jackhammer. An explosion followed, shaking the building. Before his eyes, a cloud of smoke had enveloped her
He could hear BDSM's furious cough behind him. Ignoring it, Shirou turned around to face Shinji who was frozen in shock...and started walking back toward him with another knife traced in his hand
The blue-haired boy scrambled back. His body hit the wall behind him as a panic-stricken look encompassed his face
"Y-you fucking monster. So you're a Master, huh?"
Shirou did not answer
"You planned this. Intend to take me down here don't you? I'll make sure you'll regret it" Shinji made a twisted smile. He shifted his hand, revealing the magic tome underneath. The boy's mouth opened, ready to use it to cast a spell when Shirou's knife landed just inches from his head
"Hiii!"
"Tell me who the true Master is"
"H-how did you kno-"
A second knife embedded into the wall, this time with blood on it as Shinji touched the gash on his temple, face paling whiter than a sheet of paper
"It is elementay"
Shirou, in return, calmly replied
"Both your hands don't have Command Seals. You need an artifact to cast Magecraft. Put two and two together, you don't have functioning Circuits or are just incompetent as a Magus, which disqualified you as a Master"
He ignored the look of rage on the boy's face "There's no need to buy time. Tell me who they are, and I might just consider sparing you"
"You don't have the balls to kill me, Emiya" Shinji gloated with a pale face and a growing wet patch on his crotch "I know your type. You can't even take a life because you're too scared of even hurting a single fly- AHHHHH"
Three blades appear in his hand. Three blades thrown in response to Shinji's taunt
The first stabbed through his leg
Another through his abdomen
The last cut though his ear
"YOU CRAZY BASTARD, AHHHHHHHHHH"
Shirou frowned at the lack of answer
Dealing with Shinji sure is frustrating. He is screaming too much, and they are getting nowhere.
Either the Matou's actually a master strategist and is delaying him on purpose, or he is unintentionally doing so out of spite. Considering his inability to even comprehend the most basic of threat, it is not a likely possibility
He risked a glance behind him. BDSM is still laying twitching in the corner, foam coming out of her mouth. Her purple hair sprayed down hazardously on the floor
- Purple hair
He glanced at Shinji, before looking at the Servant. A new link connected inside his mind as he mulled over it. Naturally, it would only be logical to wait for him to calm down and dig further for information
But do one need the answer when they can work it out on their own?
"Wait, what are you doin-"
Shirou's hand blurred
SPLAT
The blade goes cleanly though Shinji's head
"Shinji Matou is not a Master" He nodded to himself, red hair bobbing up and down "Which is a disappointing fact, but that narrowed it down to two possibilities: Either he is working for someone, or-"
"- It is a family scheme wherein the talentless brother would be the pawn to sacrifice, hiding the true Master's identity until the end of the war" Another one finished it for him
Footstep echoed inside the empty space.
The familiar girl donning Homurahara academy's uniform elegantly walked down the stair, her red coat swaying with every step she take, befitting that of a heiress
"Rin" He raised a palm in greeting "Nice to see you here"
His fellow Master scowled
"What the fuck, Emiya-kun? You shoot up a school and that's the first thing you say to me?!"
"You're right" Shirou blinked "I should have said "You're welcome" for eliminating two Masters in a row for you, which, by the way, you also owe me for distracting Berserker for you"
"Grr. Yes, thank you. I should have expected just as much from Kiritsugu Emiya's son"
"You're welcome"
"I was being- nevermind" Rin sighed. She looked around and spotted the unconscious Servant. "So, this is either Servant Rider or Assassin? I can't imagine a Caster would fight like this"
"She is of the BDSM class actually"
The Tohsaka heiress sent him a stare that clearly states how much she believes in his capability as a sapient being
Shirou wondered why
"Ignoring that, what are you intending to do about Sakura?" She continued. As she did so, Archer materialized her to tie her up with thick chain. He looked at him, pondering
"Sakura?" He blinked
"Uh, yeah? You concluded that the true Master of this Servant is someone from the same family as Shinji, so that means Sakura, who still have functioning Magic Circuits"
"..."
"I was thinking more along the line of Zouken Matou, but now that you mention it, Sakura is a viable master, too"
It sounds complicated. Like Shinji, Sakura has been friends with him for a long time. Unlike Shinji, she is decent enough not to actively discourage his dream of becoming a Hero
That ultimately makes the task of dealing with her much harder
"Listen. I know until this point in time I've relied a lot on you" His attention was drawn to Rin as she gulped "First you prevented Saber from killing my Servant, which is something I'm extremely grateful for, then the whole ordeals last night and today...I'm not sure I can repay you for that"
"Just...don't you think it would be a much better alternative if you just talk to her?" She continued "Do you intend to kill her as well?"
He picked up the rifle on the ground. Checking its condition, Shirou turned around, revealing a determined gaze underneath
"Of course not" He said. Gaze moving to the lunch sitting neatly on the table. The boy reached out and grab one of them
"I'm going to stuff her donut hole with my cream-filled sausage until it's spilled out" Grim resolve plagued his features
"...What?"
"Rin, It's decided. I'm going to give Sakura a creampie"
"..."
"...What?"
Behind Rin, Archer secretly gave Shirou a thumbs-up
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It's not hard to find Sakura
Just follow the scent of Mana in the air. One that is tainted with a flowery scent along with worms - which is surprisingly strong
The sound of buzzing and slimy squishing echoed from across the hall
Shirou's eyes widened as he rounded the corner. What greeted him were masses of strangely-shaped worms and insectoids with bladed tips for their bellies flying toward the boy at a blinding speed
His AR-15 open fire at full atomatic, wiping out the first wave in seconds. As soon as the magazine's empty click resounded Shirou abandoned it in favor of running back out
Wow, Sakura must really love her pet worm
He retrieved another pound of drug from his pocket and inhaled deeply
It was undoubtedly Sakura's or the Matou's doing - considering their Magecraft specialized in the creation and replication of insect familiars. If that is the case, their ability as a whole is not something to scoff at
From what little glimpse he'd had at them, most of the magic pets seems to come pouring from the second and third floor, possibly higher
There's no reason for her to place them there unless Sakura is hiding herself on the higher floors - in that case, the most likely possibility would be the rooftop
Clear sight. No narrow twists nor long-winded corridor. The perfect place to initiate an ambush
"Trace. On"
A device materialized in his hand. The two parts it consisted of easily recognizable for anyone who even know a tiny bit about the concept of weapons and their military history
Strapping on the backpack, he raised the armamament. Shirou's finger easily found the trigger and pressed it
A moment later, strings of fire spurt erupted from inside the muzzle, swallowing off the space in front of him in a blazing sea of flame. From inside the insect's screech of agonizing pain could be heard
Flammenwerfer, model 41
It is an armament the concept of which was first introduced during the reign of the Byzantine empire.
Though considered an ancient weapon, crowd control warfare was revived during the period of the two World Wars
Flamethrower is only the first in a chain of devastating armaments developed then. Boasting a maximum range of 50 meters, their main mechanism lies in the way they are operated
"Flammable liquid mized with compressed inert gas being ignited upon firing, creating for untold devastation to everything in its range" Shirou muttered "And of course, the meme"
What's more is the condition of his surrounding. The space he is standing in is a narrow corridor along with a large number of enemy swarming him from all side. The situation couldn't have been more ideal
Shirou released his hold on the trigger. The flame died down, leaving an ashen pile of dust left in place of the insect familiar from before. With unbridled calmness he continued onward
More worms streamed downward from the stair.
With repeated squeezes of the trigger he cleared them out at a rapid pace. Burning and writhing, their screeches echoed across the empty space
Seriously
Who the heck thought it was a good idea to make these weakass insects ino their familiar?
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"NOOOOOOOOOO"
Zouken Matou screamed from inside the mansion
"How could he have known fire is my only weakness along with pesticide!" The old man screamed, raspy voice turning hoarse as his spit spattered on the ground "Damn you, Emiya. Damn you damn you damn you. This is all your fault"
He slammed his palm into the wood. The material, having corroded over many years of disrepair, simply broke, their splinteres flying into the air. Zouken ignored them
His insects are made with the purpose of overwhelming their opponent using sheer force of number.
Once they had been swarmed, even the most basic bites would become lethal blows to the toughest of Magus
As they are all focused on offensive, the worms he created have an innate vulenrability to elements that goes directly against their Origin. In this case, it is "parasite"
But the Emiya had used some kind of Mystic Code that can shoot flame out like a dragon's breath, completely incinerating those in his path
Fire, which is synonymous to the concept of "cleansing", is the worm's natural bane. It was a deliberate weakness considering the mana cost for fire-oriented Magecraft to be initiated on a wide scale
Never in his immortal life would Zouken imagined human had designed something that counterattack his familiar's very essence themselves
He sighed
"Well at least he didn't use weed"
Another element that they, creatures of impurity, possess, is weakness to the advanced state of cleansing known as "enlightenment", which has been used as a forbidden art of strengthening oneself through the injection of questionable substance into their nervous system
"Weed", a medium to such practices, is considered the "Seventh Imaginary element", a hybrid between Ether and Imaginary Numbers.
Their ability? To break the world's principle in ways impossible to normal human. Magus like him would have killed to have such priceless elements, if it's not for this one fact
Most of their users have perished through the ages, as the death toll is simply too high for their usage to be considered safe. To emphasize. 99.9999% of people who used it has died a horrible death
Had it been weed, the worms would not only be incinerated
They would be put in agonizing pain, suffering every second of their existence until their body expire. After that, the worm familiars will simply fade out of existence- that's what a spell made from that element would be capable of
In conclusion, it could be said that Shirou Emiya is just a fire-based Magus who got lucky in a fight. Though he is strong, there are existing countermeasures to his kind
He could not be using weed or any addictive substance as reinforcement, right?
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Author's note: Hey I have a new idea
Character: [Sakura Matou] (418)
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