Day 16: Ravioli, Ravioli.....

Author's Note: This chapter includes mature contents, you have been warned

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Alistair's POV

"No, this couldn't be, could it?"

I'm starting to doubt Boss's mental state at this point. Even if he's a master tactician, there's no way he can pull this off, not something this big

After the event of last night, me and Murdoch gained some new abilities, all of them are useful combat-wise. I'm very happy about this, especially the fact that we gain our human form. The reason for that does not concern our appearance by any way, but rather the meaning behind it

In the world of Grimm, human form were considered a symbol of power. Only Grimms that are over 100 years old can achieve it. Those that does are often called Half-Grimm Lord, and were respected and feared by others. The first Grimm to achive this evolution are the Seven Deadly Sin, of which includes my father.

And that's why, when we returned to our planned location at the West Gate's forest, I was surprised to see that Boss has also gain his human form. The thing that surprises me more however, was the kneeling girl in front of him, one Helen Belphegor, the Princess of Sloth

"Alistair, Murdoch. This is our new pack member, Helen, please treat her well"

That's what he'd said, with such a casual tone. It's like he had no idea about the position of who he was addressing

To be a child of the Seven Deadly Sins would mean one has to treat them with the utmost respect and courtesy, akin to how a commoner should address their lord. There were the greetings, the bowing, the 'your highness' thingy....

Boss didn't do any of that. In fact, when we introduced ourselves he didn't even show any surprise, only a blink. It's like he doesn't even know who the Seven Deadly Sins were

No, that's not the case, I corrected myself. It's like he knows, but he just doesn't care

This opens up two possibilities. Either he is far stronger than us to took notice, or that he had already knew who we are from the start. The probability of each of them is roughly the same, but I'd wager it's a combination of both

Of course, there's also the possibility that he simply didn't know about us. But come on, this is Boss we're talking about, there's no way he can be that uninformative

And that's when it clicked to me. The reason why he trained us, why he took us to that village. The bandits, the attack on the town. It's for the purpose of getting us to become stronger, to prepare us for something

Or more exactly, to prepare us for his goal

At first, it is like a blurry haze. I couldn't make head or tail of what he was planning, like being dropped into a middle of a maze and being expected to find your way out. It was confusing, but it isn't now, it isn't anymore

I've uncovered a portion of his plan, but aside from knowing what he was aiming for, I have nothing else

The crucial point that unlocked the mystery is the acceptance of Helen into our pack. Right now, it consists of us, the three heir of the Deadly Sins, and him as the leader

It doesn't take a genius to understand what he's trying to do, but it sure damn as hell going to take more than one to figure how he was gonna do it

Us going to this village has been a part of his plan, so chances were high that meeting Helen is also one of his schemes too. The more I think about it, the more it make sense, and the more nonsense it gets

He couldn't have know of their location, yet he did. He couldn't have know every action we took, yet he did. It's like he is designed to go against the law of logic itself. An enigma that defiles the most basic of quantum physics rules

Even I, someone who is considered the smartest among the Seven, felt vastly inferior to him in every aspect. Like a children coloring book compared to an endless library. That's the distance of the gap between our knowledge

To be able to calculate every possibilities and utilize them to the best of his advantage. Is he a God?

God... I must stop thinking about this. Or else my head would explode

I sneaked a glance at him, who's walking in front with Murdoch and me following behind him. Even though his back was facing up, I still felt like he is in complete control of our every action. Like a manipulator hidden in the shadow, pulling the string of his puppets to do his bidding. The next thing we know, he's going to end every sentence with 'just as planned'

That'd honestly fit his image of a stereotypical villain, strange as it is

As if reading my thought, he looked back. His eyes met mine for a split second, and time seems to stop between the two of us. Those few seconds dragged on for an eternity, as though it will never end

His lips curled back into a smile, his eyes crinkled up so it seems like it was closed. He then turned back and continued like nothing had happened

"Boss, just who exactly are you..."

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Shit. Fuck. Shit. Fuck. Shit. Fuck. Shit. Fuck. Shit. Fuck. Shit. Fuck. Shit. Fuck. Shit. Fuck. Shit. Fuck. Shit. Fuck. Shit

That's basically my entire thought process right now. For every step I take the 'shit' changed into 'fuck' and the 'fuck' changed into 'shit'

That's not really the case, but if you were to fully translate what I'm thinking, it would likely cause me to be censored and this story would be branded as Mature, or worse, being deleted by Wattpad for inappropriate content

Deadpool: Then just stop *beep* swearing!

I can't! It's basically an instinct that'd been drilled inside me after several years of playing CSGO and Xbox Live with other white 16 year-old!

The 'I fuck your mom' taunt just gets blander though. You try and say that to any player and all you'd get out of me is a yawn and a 'No U', or, if I really want to spite them, 'Me 2'. The same does not apply to little kids, however

Seriously, I once triggered a kid when I do the floss dance over his Fortnite avatar's dead body. His name is Noobmaster69 if I remember correctly. Oh, and that one time when I spawn Creepers into my friend's newly-built house when he was sleeping. Best time of my life.

Author: *points at 4th wall* Nostalgia time's over, get back in there

The point I want to made is that I'm used to causing trouble and it rarely come to bite me back in the *beep*, but it sometime does, and when it did, it hurts like a *beep*

Anyway, you must be wondering why I was swearing like crazy back then. Now that I've calmed down a little bit, I shall explain what's happening in one sentence

We got lost

After leaving the village, I figured out that I don't know anything about the Geography of Remnant, much less where we currently are. Being the dumbass that I am, I told the others to follow me while I took off to a random direction

And I can already feel Alistair staring at me intently behind my back. She must be thinking how we're going nowhere and this is all my fault, which it is, but it hurts nonetheless

The only thing I could do is to turn around and give her a comforting smile, to which she responded with nothing. No smiling, no frowning, just a blank stare, as if she's blaming all of this on me

She is angry, no doubt. I figured it would be best if I let her alone for the time being. That's how my dad always deal with mom

In the mean time...

"So... this is your real form huh?" I asked, poking the blop of slime resting on my head. It twitched a cute time, before letting out a yawn

"It's uncomfortable being a human, my Lord. I'd rather be a Slime, since I found it would be easier to just let you carry me around"

"You are such a sloth, Helen"

"Yes, that is my title after all"

It was then that I noticed something

"Say, you can turn back to your original form?" I asked "How did you do it?"

"Oh, I just sealed my own energy is all, it's not that hard"

Seeing my questioning look, she blinked in surprise, if a slime could blink in surprise that is

"Wait, you really don't know?"

"That's literally the reason why I'm asking you"

"Touche"

Helen was silent for a moment, before she started speaking

"As you already know, the Grimm have three main Evolution. Each Evolution represents a stage of their own : Cleansing, Hollowfication and Solidification. There may be minor branch evolutions based on your race, but that's the general outline"

"All of us has achieved our first Evolution, that is the Cleansing. All of the impurities, which mostly consists of the Aura around us invading our body, inside our energy get washed out, and the remaining will strengthen our body. In this stage, our physical abilities were vastly increased"

"By washing away all of the impurities, we can permanently be transformed into human. In your human form, your perception, speed, your everything become boosted by two times. It will be easier for you to use your power, too"

"So, by sealing my own energy, I've essentially turned it into the pre-evolution state: It becomes tainted with the Aura of every living creatures around us, limiting it's potential, causing me to revert back to my human form. My combat abilities may have been greatly reduced, but I don't have to worry about tiring myself anymore" Helen said as she gestured to me with tiny bulges of slime that represents her hands

She considered me to be her mount, I don't know if I should be offended by that fact, because she just looks so cute when she's chilling like that in her slime form

But still, for the Sin of Sloth, she is surprisingly smart, like Alistair-level smart but with (just a little) less Sasuga in her manner, something which I'm grateful for

Huh, I just have the random urge to find out how she tastes like...

Boing Boing

I took the blob of slime from my head and brought it in front of my face, making it jiggles a little

It feels like breast, only softer. Not that I've ever touched woman's breast in my life or anything

"Helen, would you let me taste you?"

"Taste what, My Lord?" Helen asked lazily, only for her eyes to widen as I stick out my tongue "No wait! Sto-Ahhhhhhhhhhhh~"

Hmmm, she tastes like lemonade. A little bit sour, a little bit sweet. That's the taste, how about the texture?

I could faintly hear the slime crying as I dug my tongue deeper into her

Well, for starters, it was slimy, and slushy, just like jelly. My limited vocabulary doesn't allow me to make any futher description on that

I tried to wiggled my tongue inside the slime. It was slow, like something is restricting my movements. I tried to push my it to move faster

"No, stop! If you keep moving it like that-!" The slime struggled in my grasp, but I'm far too absorbed in my curiosity to take notice of that

It was at this time that our activity attract the other's attention. Alistair's face turned beet red, while Murdoch just looked confused

Slurp, Slurp

I started sucking

You have learned [Physical Damage Resistance]!

You have learned [Lesser Water Manipulation]!

You have learned [Job Class: Assassin]

You have learned [Liquifies]!

You have learned [Armor Penetration]!

You have learned [Hardening]

You have learned [Drowning Immunity]!

"Ah...ah...I'm going to...." Helen's words drew me out of my ecstasy of learning new abilities. She started spasming violently in my grip

"Ah, Boss. I think she's going to..." Alistair intervened, only to be interrupted by Helen groaning

"Fuck!"

Before I could release my grip on her, the slime seems to stiffen for a moment, before twitching violently. The spasm lasted for a few seconds, during which she kept moaning in pleasure

She then started melting as I pulled my tongue out. Slipping through my fingers, she dropped to the ground and formed a puddle of water at my feet

The water started shifting, and before long it turned into her human form.

Helen was sweating heavily, her breathing was ragged, her legs closed tightly together with her hands covering her thighs. She was mumbling incohensively, her face flushed red

What?

I noticed that my hand was soaked with water that wasn't there before. Curiously, I brought my hand up and sniffed it

....

Crab basket

"Alistair, do you know how young she is?"

"She's 16..."

Double Crab Basket

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On top of a snowy mountain, an old man was resting under a frost-covered tree when he opened his eyes, an annoyed expression on his face

"Why do I feel like killing someone so badly?" Avindale asked himself "And why does that 'someone' happens to be Salem's kid?"

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In the shadow of a bustling street belonging to another town near Atlas's border, a woman looked up, revealing her red eyes underneath her black hood

"Why did I suddenly feel so proud of my son?" Salem wondered with a curious expression, and a pleased smile on her face "And why did I feel so vindictive toward Sloth?"

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In the Grimm Underworld, a girl is changing her clothes when she suddenly stopped, a frown marring her face

"My Hentai sense is tingling....." The Princess of Lust looked out the window, toward the horizon, and beyond

"There's a disturbance in the Force... I can feel it"

Sighing, she slid her slender fingers into her panties

"Ah shit, here we go again"

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Author's Note: .......I'm sorry, but I'm not sorry at the same time

This started when me and my friends are having a discussion about conducting sexual activities with different races, and the topic of slime comes up

I won't tell you how that goes, but it gives me the idea to this chapter. And to be honest, I have no idea about what the fuck I've just written

And...Yeah... See you guys next time

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