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"What did you do?!"
"I don't know. This weird ass sword just suddenly appear in my hand when I was talking to Forcas" I waved the longsword in my hand "He just...fucking turned into Excalibur"
"Well, it is a weapon that had killed many—"
"By that logic, a nuke is applicable. What if I ordered Forcas to turn himself into a nuke and do a skydive to Japan?"
"No more anime and hentai"
"That would be a great loss to the world" I sigh "But back to the point. You meant to tell me Excalibur actually exist?"
"Do you honestly think we exists and not the legendary weapons from past eras?" Belial shook his head "Every myths, no matter how unbelieving, has a basis of truth to it"
The world of magic turns out to be more colossal than I ever thought it would. Specifically, the thought that Magecraft was widely accepted hundreds to thousands of years ago boggles me
I raised Forcas-Excalibur. Its radiant aura reflect a mysterious light, seemingly sacred in nature. Golden patterns inscribed in an unknown language, beautifully decorated from within
It does not look like something a normal blacksmith could have made. The sword itself too inhuman to be ever touched by one. Suddenly, I fet afraid of the power that would be unleashed were I swing the blade forward
"A top-notch weapon for an accomplished human. It is the breath of the planet, the last Phantasm that protect the earth, that grant eternal peace to the souls of lost warrior striving for their ideals. You are invincible as long as you hold it in your hand"
Excalibur soon crumbled into tiny particle, before reassembling themselves to a normal steel knife
"...Such a holy sword cannot be completely replicated, especially by the hands of a demon" Belial shook his head sadly, while I tried to wrap my head around it
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America was once in a war with Japan
Contrary to popular belief, it wasn't because of Pearl Harbor. The Mage Association at that time could have easily prevented any conflict from occuring by manipulating the public's mind into self-blame and covil unrest
However, Japan had proved itself troublesome as countless territories were conquered and many atrocities committed. The rape of Nanking, Okinawa island, and many other war crimes, leading to an unanimous decision to eliminate them
Global turmoil would only result in the rapid decline of mysteries as Leylines containing vital Mana are destroyed, rendering their Magecraft useless. That, coupled with their innate imperialism belief were estimated to further damage centuries of research left behind by Magus bloodline
Therefore, America decided to...well...summon their strongest "Magecraft"...and drop it on Japan...twice...in an effort to reduce the rapid destruction of what could otherwise be called an infectious dominoes of catastrophe
Shirou learned a lesson from this in history class. Americas seem to have a hard-on with dominoes and communists. Combined them together and you have the Vietnam war
While he doesn't necessarily agree with the approach the mighty country have taken, it could not be denied that without the nukes Japan would only continue to rampage and wreck havoc as they please, further collapsing the crumbling world order
To save many, one need only eliminate the prime disruption factor. Just like how a scalpel would remove deceased bodyparts to keep the remaining ones healthy
It has been three days since he was stationed here on a request of thr Association to investigate New York's demonic activity.
Mysterious ritualistic killing, a sudden plague, and most recent is the massacre on a populated junction that the public had strangely glossed over, all happening within the span of a week. All evidence of this point to the work of a Magus
As per an Enforcer's duty, all he has to do is track him down and retrieve the perpetrator
Well, that is the official objective. Shirou Emiya is well versed in the Tower's politic thanks to his girlfriend's effort. When somebody ordered a retrieval mission, it means "retrieve the materials and research paper only"
Anything else? Unfortunate gas leaks
"I'm on the right trail. I'm sure of it" He mutter as the redhead looked at the newspaper. He had been browsing through them for a while now "Demonic invasion in the midst of a city at the same time a book related by demon become a bestseller?"
If they think they can hide, the Magus would soon learn how it would feel like to face a Hero of Justice in training
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It's been a few days since anything happen. Things are starting to return back to normal much to the demon's boredom, and my secret pleasure at being unbothered
Yes, grace me with this boring lifestyle. No chaos-filled entities wrecking havoc within the masses and potentially shouldering the lives of hundreds of tortured soul being sacrificed for gain
I would soon learn what demons can do when they're bored
"Russia had invaded Ukraine territory in what could only be called an unprecedented assault on civilian targets last night"
The news reporter's voice sounded in the silence of the living room. The cereal had gone cold, just like my hand on the remote
Aamon, Belial and an unassuming Forcas shifted behind me
"Three unidentified bombers with the Russia military insignia was spotted on the sky at South West of the country, raining bombardment on a variety of non-hostile buildings. The casualties at this time is still unidentified, but estimate says..."
I shut off the TV, and slowly, painfully so, turn toward the bunch of shits sitting on the sofa
The day had started off so calmly. But now something is not so calm. Maybe it has something to do with them
"What did you do?"
"Things are starting to get boring recently. No chaos and such, so we decided..." Belial licked his lips "Listen, I only manipulate Putin into thinking Ukraine is legally a part of his country. That's all I did. The bastard made the plan himself"
"Bitch, do you know how many people will die because of this?"
"I know. Awesome, right?"
I decided then and there that some measure needs to be taken against these homicidal creatures. But fo now, it is imperative that I solve the Russia-Ukraine conflict
"I order you to manipulate the countries into withdrawing from the war"
"I would, but that would conflict with Aamon's concept of vengeance. Look at the Ukranians. Their terror will soon turned to hatred. A burning fester that spread across the countries as people take up arms against the tyrant known as Russia"
"And soon, Forcas's authority of weapons would soon be utilized as the citizens equip themselves to deal with this newly rising threat. Can't you see, Summoner? I can't simply undone the chaos when it benefits others"
I growled, but find there's no way to refute his statement. Demons grow of desperation andd esires. To them, making peace is simply an impossibility
"Wait. It says you can't make peace...but what about something else?" An idea occur to me "Instead of peace, let's make love"
Belial's and Aamon's face suddenly paled
"If I summon a demon famous for its lust, and order it to plunge the world into a horny paradise, everybody would stop fighting"
"S-Summoner, I don't think it's a good idea"
"Sure there'd be a lot more embarrassment afterward, but at least nobody will did, and they'll get a good time out of it!"
I was no longer listening to the demon's cry. They forced me to play this card, now I'll simply give them the same headache they've been inflicting to my life
The Ars Goetia book was summoned into my hand. I felt my Mana gathering into my palm, ready to cast the spell
Before the demon's despairing cries, I unleashed the horny unto the darkest excess of humanity
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A few months later, I got into the living room. Belial is sitting in the corner with his head between his hands, which went ignored by me as the demon's been like that ever since that night
"What have you done? You summoned the worst one among the Ars Goetia..."
Turning on the TV, the first thing that greeted me is moaning
The reporter's pleasured face filled fhe screen as she stood up, letting loose her bouncing tits as the silhouette of someone ramming her from behind could be seen
"Ah~ We are pleased to announced that—ugh~~ Russia and Ukraine has came to an accord after president Putin and— ah, fill me with your cum!~~ president Zelensky has had a very heated discussion over the country's relation— aghhh~~~"
She fell over while screaming in orgadmic pleasure, causing the cameraman to have to order to switch
"N-now we witness the meeting d-discussing the...ah~~ treaty between the two countries, as well as their agreement of mutual destruction of- ahhhh~~ nuclear deviceeees...ram your cock deeper into me!"
The screen then went to a meeting room. Except where before there are polite and courteous discussions amongst politicians, now there is a mass orgy between them
The two presidents are doggy styling one another. Zelensky in particular using a dildo on Putin's mouth hole as he gave the other man the Ukranian ding dong and—are those vibrators on his nipples? That's very kinky
"Word peace, baby!" Some old man yelled as he jacked off at the camera, spraying his 70 year old soy milk over the screen
Aamon started sobbing before me
I calmly turned off the TV and sit back
Asmodeus. One of Goetia's nine Kings along with Belial, is the embodiment of intoxicating pleasure. Their authority cause mortal's will to succumb to endless desire and become nothing more than puppets whose only instinct is to mate
Compared to Belial's concept of lordship it is less versatile, and yet so much lore depraved. There is no counter to such power unless the audience has inhuman willpower to resist the temptation, and even then they'd be influenced
On one hand, I single-handedly stop the war between Ukraine and Russia, and potentially preventing the escalation to a global conflict of national powers
On the other hand, everyone in Russia and Ukraine has become sex-crazed degenerates. That is arguably not a good thing
"The people of the nation got fucked by their leaders for so long. From Stalin to Lenin and the Soviet society" I sigh "Maybe it's time for them to enjoy it"
"Are you seriously making an allegory to Russian politics to deter from the fact you turned them into sexual offenders?"
"You're a demon. Is that really so surprising?"
"Even demons have standard!" Belial roared as Aamon cowered from me. Forcas shook slightly "We enjoy chaos. We revel in pain and suffering, because it is our existence! But you? You're worse than us! You're an evil, depraved man who chose to swim in the river of sins not because he had to, but just because he can! The deepest level of Hell is not enough for you. No, you deserves to be buried below it, so that no innocent demons will have to suffer your abominable presence!"
I just got called evil by a demon
Imagine that. Creatures with lifespan since the creation of Hell accusing an unassuming mortal of unspeakable deeds
If that is not a joke, it could only be hypocrisy. For I am a good human sympathetic to the blight of others. You will never find a better functional member of society than me
The fact that they call me "evil" is insulting. I will have to resort to punishing these slanderous souls for their words toward me
"Asmodeus" I mutter their name, and a silence enveloped the room. The three demons froze in their place, not daring to move
From the shadow, a girl walked out. She has pink hair and a cheerful grin on her face. A pair of butterfly wings stretched out, showing grotesque and arousing patterns inscribed on it
The demon of lust and beauty, as opposed to Gremory, of loyalty and love. It showed on the perfect smile she display, both coy and seductive and beheld an attractive innocence
"What shall you have me do...?"
A throaty whisper greeted as she walked to me. Smiling, I point at the three demons behind me
"Can you turn them into sexy E-girls?" Judging from the smile on her face and the growing dread of the others, it is plausible "Make Aamon a loli and turn Belial into a big tittied milf"
"As you wish! I will turn them into the most beautiful women for your carnal use, Summoner!"
I popped open a can of beer and sat back down on my seat, ignoring the screaming as the three demons were dragged away
The war with Ukraine is over. World peace is achieved. Gay and straights had earned each other's respect. It is rather chaltic, but things will get better now
It's time I learn to enjoy the chaos of the Ars Goetia
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