What is Zbloinky Spoinks?

Zbloinky Spoinks is a jungle rock band formed by two eastern European teenagers and their pet, Skull, in the winter of 2022 during PE class. The two teenagers, Alexxx and Milz as they call themselves, took it as their mission to heal the world from the repetitive and plain music the so called "musicians" of this era are making. On their journey they encountered many problems, such as people not understanding the real meaning behind the masterpieces they have created during Spanish class. But with the time they realized not everyone wants to be saved. Their music is not for everyone and they understand that but, they also want to make sure you know that when the world ends they will be the only ones to help the humanity from destruction with their amazing tunes.

Another reason they begun their musical journey is to get revenge. You don't know but, the end of the world will be caused by the president of America, the same president that abandoned them on the streets of Bucharest. With their music they gain the trust of the world and when the time comes they use their power against the president.

Jungle rock? What the hell is jungle rock? Jungle rock is an ancient genre of music revived in the 21st century by bands such as Zbloinky Spoinks, Cross Cromer and Moss Cromer. It's a spontaneous genre of music that can change in any second. Most jungle rock songs tend to be really chaotic or really silly, as the genre explores different music types and such. Some jungle rock bands might improvise their songs, such as Cross Cromer and Moss Cromer as I'm aware. Zbloinky Spoinks does not do that but, who knows? Maybe next album!

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