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5/25/2026
The Some Times Resurrection
We're back again!
Hello once again entities of SMP Mini and viewers alike, we are happy to announce that The Some Times is back from the dead and better than ever. Welcome back to the SMP’s most inconsistently timed news source. We plan to start covering more SMP Mini news, more totally real things, some Minecraft news, and not much more!
A New TallMart Rumored Amongst Soothsayers
A New TallMart Rumored Amongst Soothsayers
The idea of a new and improved TallMart has been growing within the minds of Insert and Towoast. You can expect to see at least one (1) TallMart on SMP Mini season 5 (five), it will be bigger and more detailed than ever before (hopefully). The exterior is likely to get a slight redesign and the interior will have better floors and possibly some secrets and/or hints towards future stuff so keep your metaphysical eyes out.
"We have roads!"
"We have roads!"
Zircon is making new roads. This infrastructure is better than any infrastructure you’d find anywhere else.
Weather on Venus
Weather on Venus
The temperature of Venus today will be about 735 K (462 °C; 863.6 °F) and the air will be extremely toxic. For most of the day conditions will be perfect for cooking an egg on the pavement however there is a slight chance for acidic rain later in the evening.
Is the news corrupt?
Is the news corrupt?
The news is a helpful resource for information and an important part of the community. Society relies on the knowledge we share, we are independent, and the data we use is as accurate as possible. We intend to report the news as precisely as possible for our most loyal investors and mildly exaggerated for our readers. However despite all that. We admit it, we are corrupt and our biases are perfect.
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