Timeless Problems, Ancient Solutions

Hey ladies - ever have a guy refuse to leave you alone at a bar, no matter how many times you tell him you aren't interested? This one is for you!

Apollo relentlessly pursued the river nymph Daphne, even though she repeatedly turned down his advances. As his longing grew, so did her disdain. In the end, Daphne turned herself into a laurel tree and was finally able to avoid the lusty god.

When we are hurt and enraged, it can make us feel monstrous. There's a hidden benefit though: this rage gives us power.

Medusa was a beautiful woman who was taken advantage of by a god, then subsequently cursed by a goddess so that anyone who looked at her would be turned into stone. This power served to protect Medusa. Don't be afraid to make eye contact and stare a man down!

Most people think the story of Icarus teaches that "pride goeth before the fall," but the real lesson is to always read the instructions! If Icarus had listened to his father's directions and flown neither too close to the sun nor too close to the water, his wings would have stayed intact and he would have reached safe solid land. Instructions exist for a reason!

He's hidin' in your mazes

He's snatchin' your people up

Tryna eat 'em so y'all need to

Hide your kids, hide your wife

And hide your husband

'Cause they eatin' everybody out here