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Greasepuppy S. Winler was born 12-27-2001. Before he was Greasepuppy, he was EggPuppy (AKA a PocketPuppy) which is a smaller, mute, and tinier version of Greasepuppy. Also it looks like an egg. He found his friend group during 2009 where he had many fond memories such as, smoking, lusting over a russian, and cross dressing. In his later years (2011), he then took the passion of swindling. Shortly after his swindling passion, he then fell into a door where he was never found again. But, as all things are, this has been debated for a while. W̴̛̜h̶̢́ó̴̝ ̷̠̓ȃ̸̼r̵̺͆ḙ̸̓ ̷͇̀y̵͙̍o̷̙͑ǘ̵̻ ̶͖̒ẗ̸͎́à̸͓l̸̮̍ḱ̷̰i̵̥͂n̴͎͌g̸̝̎ ̷̮̄t̵̙͝o̶̘͒ ̷̨͑r̵͔̿i̵̹͆g̸̮̕h̸̲̓ẗ̸̬ ̵̫̆n̵͍̆ò̷̤w̸̩͒?̷̧̌ ̸̘́Ŵ̴͔h̸̨͝o̵͈͛ ̸̤̏i̶̢͌s̶͍͑ ̴͎͋ì̵̜t̸̲̄ ̸̝̀y̷̪̒ö̴̲́u̷͉͊ ̵̜̆t̴̙̃h̵̟́ȉ̴̪n̵̖͝k̷̗̓ ̵̯͋y̸͚̚ǒ̷͔ú̶̫ ̸̬̾ŝ̸͙e̵̯̎ė̶̗?̷̩͆ ̶͇̎D̴͎̑o̴͇͋ ̴̣̎y̶̨̚ò̶̟ŭ̶̟ ̴͒ͅk̴̼̊n̷͔̎ŏ̷̦w̶̠͆ ̵̮̉h̴͇̄o̵̳͘w̸̔͜ ̴̪͋m̵̲̂u̶̾͜c̷͕̿ȟ̴͈ ̷̨͊Ĩ̸̜ ̸̰̅m̴̼̀a̴̮̽ḳ̸̊e̸̯͌ ̸̺́a̸̛̗ ̵͓͘y̷̭͝ë̴̘ǎ̴̞r̴̞̈́?̸͈͆ ̷̠̏Ḭ̵̀ ̸̫͛m̶͕̒e̵̼̕ȧ̴̠n̴͇̋,̷͉͘ ̸͚͌ē̵̺v̵̯́e̷̜̽n̴̬̎ ̶̫͑ḯ̴̝f̵͇̈́ ̶̻̀Ï̸̲ ̴͚́ṱ̷̽o̸̻̍l̷̹̓ḑ̷̇ ̵̩͊ÿ̸̧́o̷̡̅u̷̗̽,̷̘͂ ̵̯͒y̵͕̔o̴͓͘u̶̠͠ ̴̻̀w̴͎͊ö̴͕́u̶̦̎l̸͍͘d̴̻̈n̷͐ͅ'̴͐ͅt̴̘̚ ̶̮͌b̴͍̂ȅ̶̮l̵̯̽i̶̩̚é̵̡v̴̜͐ȩ̸̋ ̷̖̂i̵̭̚t̶̯́.̶̖͒ ̴̯͠D̷͓̒ò̶̟ ̴͙̿y̷͍̾o̵͍͛ù̵̻ ̷̲̓k̸̢̓n̶̥͐o̵̢͑w̴̳͋ ̷̤̈ẃ̶̠ẖ̸͘ȃ̸̞t̸͖̉ ̴͇͐w̶̞̓ȏ̷̭u̶͎̍ļ̸̿d̸̜̓ ̶̝̓h̷̬͋ȁ̸̤p̴̯͐p̸̎͜e̸͎̚n̵͉̈́ ̷͕̚i̷̤̓f̴̫̊ ̵̟̓I̴͕̚ ̸̟̋s̶͕̓u̵̯͝d̷̾ͅd̴͙͗ě̵̩n̴͕̾l̸̢͋y̶̢̽ ̷̼͠d̸̻̊e̵͎̍c̴̺̓i̶͉͗d̴̩͝e̶̲͊d̶͍͆ ̵͎͘t̵̛̜ỏ̴̙ ̸̦͒s̸̺̅ţ̶̕o̷͐ͅp̶̟̚ ̸̞́g̶̣̑o̵̤͠ỉ̸̩n̷̩͒g̷̯͑ ̵̲͝ị̴̂ǹ̸̲t̸͔͊o̵̍ͅ ̵̲̒w̶̲͆ȯ̸̢ȑ̴̬k̵͕̔?̴͕͠ ̶̭̓A̸̞͝ ̴̦̽b̴̛͇ủ̴̳s̷̯̈ȋ̵̼n̴̰̆e̷̙͝s̶͈̅s̶͓̋ ̶̠̆b̵͉̐i̷̭͘g̴̞͊ ̵̯͝e̵̳͊n̶̛͉ǫ̷̛u̶̪͊g̴̜̾h̸̲͌ ̴̠̉t̸̼̍h̸͙͊a̷͇͆t̴̡̉ ̸̹̈́i̴̭̎t̴̠̏ ̵̝́c̵̺͊ò̶̬ǘ̴̠l̸̫̈d̵̠̊ ̷̢͝b̶͉͝e̴͙̿ ̴̹͛l̴̟͊i̵̤͘ş̶̕t̶̰͊ë̵̮́d̴̝̍ ̶̺̽ǒ̵̪n̵̮͠ ̴͇̚t̵̠͐h̷͔́ḛ̶̉ ̴̦̿H̸̬͘u̴̖͋ń̵̡t̴̹̀ȇ̷̪r̵͈͠ ̶͈̏C̴̩̔o̶̮̅r̴̭͘p̵̖̈́ ̷̞̎g̶̥͐o̷̝̓e̷̳͗ṣ̶͛ ̸͚̅b̸̪̏e̶̙͒l̷̞͠l̶̮̿ỷ̷̱ ̵̗̀u̵̯͊p̸͕̀.̸̖̂ ̶̧̒D̷͔̊i̷̟͒s̸̫̊a̶̧͆p̷̨̓p̸̟̈́ë̶̱́ă̶͔r̵̩̋s̸̑͜!̶̨́ ̷̢͐I̷̝̾ţ̵͛ ̵͖̈́c̸͙̊e̸̺̒a̶̭͒s̴̜͂e̵̖̽s̵͋͜ ̸͔̓ṯ̵͌o̸̧̊ ̵̘̃ẹ̴̔x̸̭̑ḭ̷̀s̸̗̓ẗ̶̲́ ̸̫̀ŵ̵͓i̸̗̔t̵͚̏ḧ̸͍o̸̬̕u̸͕͌t̶̰͌ ̶̗̆m̷̗̎e̴͍̅.̴͖͐ ̷̩̓N̶̅͜o̴̊ͅ,̷͇͑ ̴̳̚ẏ̷͙ō̴̢ȕ̶̳ ̶̨͝c̵̺̽l̶̯̓e̶̾͜ȃ̴̜r̷̥͒l̵̘͆y̴̰͌ ̵̬͂d̵̺͌o̴̫̿n̷̲̅'̶̧̄t̵̫́ ̶̪͑k̸̭͐n̶̢̈́o̵͓̅w̵̱͠ ̵͚̊w̶̳̌h̵̩̿o̷͇͛ ̸̲̿y̴͉̐o̴̳̒u̷̠̽'̷̜͗r̴̭̉e̷͓͊ ̷̝̽t̶̤̉a̶̍ͅl̴̞̿ḱ̷̯i̸͠ͅn̷̗̏ġ̸̙ ̴̤̾ṯ̸͘o̷̙̓,̷̬̒ ̷̙̑s̶̡̒ơ̶̬ ̸̺̔l̵̳̍e̸͚͝t̷̼͛ ̶̹̎m̶̢̍e̶͖͠ ̵̯̉c̸̹̐l̶̗̀u̸̺͝ȇ̶̬ ̵̣͗y̶̼̽o̶͖͘ṳ̴͝ ̶͍̽ḭ̴̒n̵̊ͅ.̷͚̒ ̶̳̆I̴̿͜ ̸͎̍a̶̫͛ṃ̶̓ ̶̩̒ṋ̶̔o̴̤̅t̵̹̃ ̸̝̍ì̷̺n̵͈̂ ̵̳̏d̴̪̉a̴͓̅n̷̹͒g̴̳̍ê̵̘r̷͑͜,̶̮̕ ̴̫͛C̷̈́ͅẖ̶̿â̵͈r̷͜͠l̸̗̕i̵̢̾e̸͎̎.̴̻͐ ̶̩͛Ì̷͔ ̵͇͋ā̷͎m̴̞̌ ̷͚̎t̴̻́ḧ̶̼́ẹ̵̅ ̵̲̽d̸͓̈́a̷̬̋ǹ̵̬g̶͉̈ẻ̶͖r̶̰͐.̴̢̒ ̴̪̊Ă̷͔ ̵̤̽g̵͖͊u̴̦͗ỳ̷͎ ̵̩̎ò̵͖p̸̩͊e̴̘̒n̵̡͐ŝ̵͜ ̴̙̓h̸̛̺i̶̖̽ș̷͊ ̴̪̉d̷̼̕ô̶ͅö̶͔́r̶͈̂ ̵͉́a̵̧̅n̸̗̅ḋ̴̠ ̶̥̍g̶͈̉ȅ̵̩t̷̝̎s̷͎͘ ̶͔̀s̸̮̕h̸̬̄ò̷͓t̵̜̏,̶̬̔ ̴̌͜a̸̛̮ṇ̶̋d̸̫̃ ̷̛̮y̴͖͠o̸̦͝u̷̹̕ ̷̲̈t̷͓͠h̶̛͇i̷͇̋n̶̲̕k̴̹̋ ̵̣̽t̸̘͠h̵̺̊ä̷͈́t̵͎͝ ̴͇̈́o̶͚͑f̸̲̿ ̷̣̍m̷̨̉ȅ̷͔?̶͖͠ ̵̪͠N̷̰̕ö̵̻́.̷̪̈́ ̶̼̇Ĭ̴̩ ̶͖̊a̵̳̓m̸͚̀ ̵̣͝t̴̛͕ȟ̷͈e̵̥͆ ̵̻̋ó̷̼ǹ̶̜e̸̞̓ ̷̢̎w̶͉̚h̶͉̄õ̷̗ ̵͇͘k̶̘̕n̶̲̕ŏ̷͕c̶̮̽k̸͎̒s̴͓̄!̸̰͠

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Written by Neon, Charlotte, and Buster