The Isaac
Welcome to the Isaac, the finest Gentleman's and Gentlewomen's establishment in the greater vail area, catering to the... Darker instinctual aspects our deepest most intimate instictics for a very long time.
Three stainless steel poles
In the late hours of the night, witness the sexiest gay erotic dancers in the vail and tucson area fling and fling vulnerably around any of our three brand new stainless steel poles.
Menu
Drink menu:
Semena Colada:
Chippendale
Appletini
Men Kissa
Fruity cocktail
Bloody hairy
Wine selection:
Hard N Rocky
Phallico
Hardair
Penisa colada
Food Menu:
Crispy rocky mountain oysters
Bustin' Burger
Make me happy hotdog
huge six inch hot sausage
BEHOLD THE MEN KISSA
Revel in our new fruit cocktail, a promiscuous blend of sugary sweet fruit and even fruitier promescuity.
Live entertainment
Weekends at midnight to 1 AM:
Live male erotic dancers giving knee buckling performances that will rock your world. Witness their heart-pounding stunts, flips, tumbles, and humps as they slide up and down any of our three stainless steel 6 foot dancer poles.
First and last weekends of the month:
Live entertainment from queer bands around Tucson and Phoenix, make your heart melt with somber lyrics or jump up and down with just some good ol' fashioned fun lyrics.
Hours
Weekends: From 4:55 PM-1:00 AM
Erotic Dance shows: 12:00PM-1:00PM
Gay only crowd: Saturdays from 12:30PM-1:00 PM (Must tongue kiss the bouncer for proof, thirty seconds with NO socks on.)
Our orgin and mission
The Isaac was named after the late Isaac Poorna's, who died after being brutally beaten to death with bricks, after being shot twice in the Empire highschool parking lot, he was a famed gay activist who frankly has earned his keep in the LGBTQ hall of fame, we honor his memory with our great club and hope that his legacy may live on.