Quick Bio
Welcome to The Grumpy Journalist the only place where the world's nonsense gets served with a side of attitude.
Tired of fluff pieces, fake news, and journalists pretending they have it all together? Well, congratulations, you’ve just stumbled into your new favorite dumpster fire. This is not your grandma’s newspaper. Here, we roastthe ridiculous, laugh at the absurd, and occasionally remind you that everything’s “totally fine” (spoiler alert: it’s not).
Who are we?
We’re just a bunch of people who gave up pretending to be “professional” and decided to call out the nonsense instead. If you’re searching for hard-hitting, unbiased reporting… try somewhere else. That’s not our vibe. We’re here to mock, roast, and laugh at the mess the world keeps handing us. It’s like your favorite gossip column but with better grammar and a much lower filter.
What’s our goal?
We’re here to give you something that makes you laugh, cringe, and question your life choices (because, honestly, we’re all a little lost). The world’s a dumpster fire, and we’re here roasting marshmallows.
Why stick around?
Because life’s too short for boring news. The world needs more humor, less “positivity,” and definitely fewer press releases. If you’ve made it this far, you’re already halfway there, so why not stick around? We’re not your therapist (and thank god for that), but we’re definitely better than a self-help book (and much less judgmental).
Quick note on the profile pic:
Yes, that’s Sir Trevor McDonald. No, it’s not actually us (though, if it were, we’d be on a yacht by now) but honestly, who wouldn’t want to channel the legend of British journalism himself? Sir Trevor, if you're reading this, we feel you. Even you must be wondering, "WTF is going on in this world?"
Disclaimer:
If you’re easily offended, you’ve made a huge mistake by even clicking this. But if you like headlines that make you laugh, commentary that makes you cringe, and the occasional existential crisis welcome to the chaos. We won’t help you feel better about yourself, but we’ll definitely make you laugh at the absurdity of life.
So, sit back, relax, and enjoy the dumpster fire we call news.
Or don’t. We’re not your babysitter but click the links anyway. You’ll laugh. You might cry. But mostly, you'll laugh.
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Because if the world’s going to fall apart, we might as well make it funny.
Grumpy Journalist
Chief Editor – The Grumpy Journalist
(Still waiting for my yacht, but apparently, I need to work harder?)
Welcome to The Grumpy Journalist, where we say what everyone’s thinking just with a bit more bite.
We’re the 6th richest nation on Earth, yet somehow always "broke." NHS crisis, education cuts, wages stretched to breaking point meanwhile, the ultra-rich keep stacking billions off our backs. Now, I’m not denying their hard work, but here’s a thought: if you’re profiting from this country, why run from the responsibility of keeping it afloat? An extra 2% in tax won’t kill you it might actually sustain the workforce that makes you richer.
China figured it out: happy workers = productive workers. Meanwhile, here in Britain, we squeeze the working class harder every year, then wonder why burnout, strikes, and economic stagnation keep piling up.
I write raw, unfiltered truths not to offend, but to wake people up. If we don’t start asking the hard questions, we’ll keep getting the same tired answers.
Hey, if we don’t laugh, we’ll cry. So, stick around. We may not fix the system overnight, but we can sure as hell call out the nonsense with a good dose of wit.