OUR FINAL PAPER

Author: Toby Determined Date:  August 24th, 2012

Hello Readers,

I know it was as much of a shock to me as it was to you. Today, we have come under new rule. Their demands were never stated and so every citizen is warned to hide in fear. Have no fear, I, Toby Determined, will look further into their demands so we can submit to them and stop hiding in fear.

For now though, there is now an X in our sky. The apocalypse is here and the ruler is calling it Weirdmageddon. We here at the station do not even know what to say to this. Because of that, we are giving this as our last paper until other notice, which may not occur. As this is the beginning of the apocalypse, here are some tips to survive the apocalypse.

Ten tips for the Apocalypse!

1. Avoid the monsters, they want to eat you.

2. Stay in shelter, the monsters can't find you as good inside.

3. Have an escape plan. Remember zombie movies, being trapped is not a good plan.

4. Focus on long term food. Short term food will not last long if the apocalypse never rolls over.

5. Avoid giving away location. Lights and sounds will allow them to find you.

6. Don't hide in large groups. It will be harder to do so and easier for the creatures to find you.

7. Get weapons. If you can't run, then fight them.

8. Make sure to travel light. Running will increase survival if you are not carrying a lot of weight on your back.

9. Watch your back. Keep someone on lookout at all times.

10. Dress appropriately and take what you can get. No one cares if you dress in designer clothes if you can't run in them.