How It Came To Be

One day two friends where chatting on google hangouts, they had been using the text emoji ;-; for a while and then one friend realized it was a crab. They realized crabs where holy creatures and spammed crabs to each other. The the other friend realized that crabs where do holy that they had to make a cult of it, there simply was no other option. The holiness of crabs had to be spread! Thus they because the Crab High Priest and the Crab Queen. Then they went looking for a new member and found a third friend, the Crab King. The Crab High Priest, Crab Queen, and Crab King went forth and expanded the reach of the cult turning it into what it is today