Mr. President

Personality:

Outwards he puts on a friendly and sickeningly-sweet personality, open to hearing anyone’s worries and consoling them when in reality he prioritizes himself and profit over anything else even at the cost of others. Hes manipulative and isn’t shy of using threats to get his way though he may be deterred if one is to try and pry into his before-death life. He’s very closed off about himself beyond his persona. Hes more complicated then what he shows! 

he has some paranoia relating to….himself?? What is with this guy

Strengths & Abilities:

• Manipulation: Self explanatory, his appearance also helps with it! I mean.., hes just a kittyyyyyy :D

• Body distortion and minor shapeshifting : He doesn’t do this often though hes very picky on his appearance and likes to keep his it clean and tidy. Though he may use it as a way of intimidation.

• Levitation/ general disregard for gravity: I mean…it’s not like hes alive or anything..

• Hammerspace: Self explanatory, can pull doo-dads out of god knows where

• Cloning but “Only when its funny and is related to what im saying” (In his own words) - He can technically make mirrored versions of himself but similar to the distortion thing he doesn’t do it often, it freaks him out and in his opinion “Can easily go wrong”

• ?? Wardrobe?: He can somehow , in the split of an eye, change his outfit into something relating to what hes talking about (Eg; Steering a boat? Gets a navy captian outfit. Making food? Kiss the cook apron. Hes just like that.

• Immortality: You can’t kill a cat a 10th time, right?  (This doesn’t mean hes immune to damage though!)

• Agility: did u know he can do summersaults. thats pretty cool….

• Public Likability: Listen he seems like a sweet guy! I dont get why anyone would ever dislike him?

Weaknesses & Flaws:

• The persona:  Keeping up his cutesy persona does get tiring for him at times, while it makes things easier for him it comes at the cost of being infantilized and not treated as seriously. 

• Prying: Prying about his pre-death life or like.. well..anything about him as an actual person(cat?) will be met with deflection, anger, annoyance or all three

• Money and Ego hungry: he likes the moolahhh 😌 

• Insecurities: While he’d rather be caught dead for the 10th time than admit it he is rather insecure…but he’d never let you know that. Not now.

• Loneliness : yeah :D

• Mirrors : He only needs them for his hair, nothing else! get them out of his sight!

History & Summary:

Im guessing this is for lore…mb if n

A poor cat down on his luck had finally saw the light - or atleast he thought he did. He then saw it 7 more times, with the 9th one being the worst - electric chair! Yeah apparently trying to collect your own past corpses makes you seem rather suspicous, who would’ve guessed? 

Now hes the president of “The up-and-over Stairwell”, The greatest corporation in the heavens! While from a first glance it may look like it, It’s not quite heaven but it’s no hell either. (Well in his opinion it isn’t)

A mid-place where souls are bought and sold with some being employed as workers too - Though, not before having any recollection of their name wiped!

He doesn’t know why it was him of all people,of all cats, but he’s not complaining….Well, not publically of course.

We’ll meet you at the Up and Over Stairwell! 

UHM all this is based off “The Up and Over stairwell” by bryan scary If you wanna get more of his vibe and…all!! :D ITS ALSO JUSTA. REALLY GOOD SONG TRUST ME HI <3 !!

Tldr ver for silly ppl like me:

Sad kitty guy very stinky very sad everything is going wrong for him DIES!! And then..wouh..wtf!? Hes alive?! Then goes on to die 7 more times, mostly by the hands of other people being cruel to him..or him being stupid. 9th life now, hes curious and goes to his previous bodies where he’s died and then cops are like

 “Oh hey this guy probally killed them all” Cuz his bodies were like unrecognizable

and then prezzydent is like “???? No thats me like, those bodies are me dead”

cops like “Ok ya sure buddy” And he gets the electric chair and dies on his final life! So now hes transported into the up-and-over-stairwell (Sorta like some angelic limbo? ish?) and now hes tha president we all know n love today!

He wasn’t always as tidy as he looks now though.. nor does he know why it was him that was, in his mind, “chosen for this”… maybe with this oct he’ll find out ;P!

Description & Visual Reference: (Can also use picrew to create a reference if you’d like)

https://toyhou.se/30867946.mr-president/gallery <-- Has more photos of him!

Practical Details (i.e. quirks, ways of speaking, etc.)

• Sometimes, mostly in his persona or is being annoying, speaks- - - liek dis wit a more purr-nounced purr-nouncitation  an of coursies, kitty puns! Id com-pear dis to da way Inspekta from Great God Grove speaksies as a re-fur-ance! - - - Dis of course, gets annoyin’ quicks, so is not supa crucial but wuld suits certain scenary-ohs!

• Though whenever words end with an ng he’ll mostly end them like n’, He considers himself a very classy n’ formal guy and hes a big fan of those lil… lil ‘ thingies. 

• Hes a kitty yes but also a grown man, lazer beams and yarn dont work on him! Unless hes pertaining to an audience, then he’ll play up the cat stuff. Most the time stuff like that just bugs him!

• HES BLONDE NOT GINGER HWS BLONDE HES BLONDEEEE

• Whilee he kinda looks girly he doesn’t like wearing girly stuff if that makes sense, casually he dresses in mostly suits or like…whatever rich middle aged men wear yknow?

• pls dont portray him as “HAHAHA I AM FULLY EVIL SND FUCKED UP AND I KICK BABIES!!” cuz hes more complicated than that im just not the best at words..

• Hes the president of the company not an actual like country president ok ok 🥹🥹🥹

Rounds (Linked): 

Round 1 (27/36) - Mr.President v. Lyra

Round 2 (30/36) - Mr.President v. Haith

Round 3 (31/36) - Mr. President v. Spooky v. Zorin

Round 4 (0/36) - n/a

Joined Round 1