THE LUMP! The new episode of THE SLOW POISONER SHOW. Feel it NOW.

A mysterious package arrives at the lair of the Slow Poisoner and his golem, Ook. Inside is a lump, and it proceeds to grow many, many eyeballs. Phantasmagoria ensues, and a journey into a Black Hole is undertaken. Nothing is learned, but a snappy song is sung!

The Slow Poisoner (alias Andrew Goldfarb) is an artist and musician based in San Francisco. Since 1996 he has performed six hundred shows all across America, in nightclubs, libraries, science fiction conventions, beauty parlors, donut shops, bowling alleys, park bandshells and quite a few laundromats. Like a late night horror movie host or a creepy camp counselor, The Slow Poisoner invites the audience into a weird world of his own design, augmented by theatrical elements like a giant tentacle and a song accompanied by only a chain. Pounding on an amplified acoustic guitar in a folk-punk fashion, he spins stories of Hot Rod Worms and woods full of wizards, invoking the oddness of antecedents such as Bowie, Bolan, Screamin' Jay Hawkins, Screamin' Lord Sutch, Alice Cooper and the Cramps. Andrew is also a cartoonist whose work has been featured in MAD Magazine and he currently edits and publishes the magazine FREAKY.

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CONTACT: TheSlowPoisoner (at) gmail (dot) com

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